Team & Player Cards · 16
Rick Astleys
RIC · Mgr: Jeff Burris
104-50
Record
.675
PCT
1st
Rank
Games Back
—
Last 10
4-6
Streak
W2
Runs Scored
945
Runs Allowed
599
Run Diff
+346
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Rick Astley
RIC · lf · Sim 2026
.272 / .320 / .512Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.832
AB250
Hits68
Home Runs16
RBI43
Runs40
Stolen Bases7
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Iron Knob Explosions
IKE · Mgr: Andrew Harris
103-51
Record
.669
PCT
2nd
Rank
Games Back
1.0
Last 10
7-3
Streak
L1
Runs Scored
845
Runs Allowed
617
Run Diff
+228
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Rickey Henderson
IKE · lf · Sim 2026
.283 / .390 / .424Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.814
AB611
Hits173
Home Runs17
RBI72
Runs128
Stolen Bases102
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Knockemstiff Slap Daddies
KES · Mgr: Brett Houlberg
99-55
Record
.643
PCT
3rd
Rank
Games Back
5.0
Last 10
6-4
Streak
W1
Runs Scored
933
Runs Allowed
686
Run Diff
+247
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Kevin Mitchell
KES · lf · Sim 2026
.296 / .355 / .672Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS1.027
AB585
Hits173
Home Runs60
RBI153
Runs117
Stolen Bases1
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Huanca Wankers
HUW · Mgr: Chris Broyles
87-67
Record
.565
PCT
4th
Rank
Games Back
17.0
Last 10
5-5
Streak
L1
Runs Scored
808
Runs Allowed
662
Run Diff
+146
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Howard Johnson
HUW · 3b · Sim 2026
.283 / .369 / .577Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.946
AB591
Hits167
Home Runs44
RBI90
Runs126
Stolen Bases24
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Fugging Honey Badgers
FUG · Mgr: Garth Graham
84-70
Record
.545
PCT
5th
Rank
Games Back
20.0
Last 10
9-1
Streak
W1
Runs Scored
815
Runs Allowed
754
Run Diff
+61
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Lonnie Smith
FUG · lf · Sim 2026
.320 / .403 / .559Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.962
AB519
Hits166
Home Runs32
RBI103
Runs95
Stolen Bases14
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Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers
NCW · Mgr: Chris Carpenter
83-71
Record
.539
PCT
6th
Rank
Games Back
21.0
Last 10
4-6
Streak
L2
Runs Scored
748
Runs Allowed
676
Run Diff
+72
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Bret Saberhagen
NCW · sp · Sim 2026
10–14 3.90 1.18W-L · ERA · WHIP
Games
31 (31 GS)
Innings
—
Strikeouts
165
Walks
39
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Oak Ridge Nukes
ORN · CPU · Mgr: Commissioner
33-121
Record
.214
PCT
7th
Rank
Games Back
71.0
Last 10
3-7
Streak
W2
Runs Scored
581
Runs Allowed
1036
Run Diff
-455
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Rob Deer
ORN · rf · Sim 2026
.250 / .322 / .606Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.929
AB188
Hits47
Home Runs21
RBI38
Runs33
Stolen Bases0
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Panama City Beach Hurricanes
PCB · CPU · Mgr: Commissioner
23-131
Record
.149
PCT
8th
Rank
Games Back
81.0
Last 10
2-8
Streak
L2
Runs Scored
542
Runs Allowed
1187
Run Diff
-645
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Jeff Leonard
PCB · dh · Sim 2026
.247 / .292 / .412Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.704
AB519
Hits128
Home Runs23
RBI66
Runs65
Stolen Bases6
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Injuries
McGriff, F.
KES
Returns Oct 7
Washington, C.
ORN
Returns Oct 7
Tettleton, M.
RIC
Returns Oct 7
Bosio, C.
HUW
Returns Oct 17
Greenwell, M.
KES
Returns Oct 18
Petralli, G.
ORN
Returns Oct 29
Transactions
Oct 16
Demoted
RIC
Smith, B.
Oct 16
Demoted
RIC
DeLeon, J.
Oct 16
Promoted
RIC
Smith, B.
Oct 16
Promoted
RIC
DeLeon, J.
Oct 16
Demoted
RIC
Eckersley, D.
StandingsFull Standings
| Team | W | L | PCT | GB | L10 | Str | RS | RA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() Rick Astleys RIC |
104 | 50 | .675 | — | 4-6 | W2 | 945 | 599 |
![]() Iron Knob Explosions IKE |
103 | 51 | .669 | 1.0 | 7-3 | L1 | 845 | 617 |
![]() Knockemstiff Slap Daddies KES |
99 | 55 | .643 | 5.0 | 6-4 | W1 | 933 | 686 |
![]() Huanca Wankers HUW |
87 | 67 | .565 | 17.0 | 5-5 | L1 | 808 | 662 |
![]() Fugging Honey Badgers FUG |
84 | 70 | .545 | 20.0 | 9-1 | W1 | 815 | 754 |
![]() Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers NCW |
83 | 71 | .539 | 21.0 | 4-6 | L2 | 748 | 676 |
![]() Oak Ridge Nukes ORN |
33 | 121 | .214 | 71.0 | 3-7 | W2 | 581 | 1036 |
![]() Panama City Beach Hurricanes PCB |
23 | 131 | .149 | 81.0 | 2-8 | L2 | 542 | 1187 |
Weekly Awards
Batter of the Week
Mitchell
KES
Mitchell of the Knockemstiff Slap Daddies punished every mistake this week, going 5-for-13 with 3 home runs and 7 RBI for a .385 clip. The power surge helped ke...
Pitcher of the Week
Blyleven
IKE
Blyleven of the Iron Knob Explosions was untouchable, tossing 9.0 innings of shutout ball with 4 strikeouts to earn a 1-0 record and a 0.00 ERA. That kind of ef...
Team of the Week
Rick Astleys
RIC
The Rick Astleys claimed the top honor this week, holding firm at 104-50 and leading the league by a single game. RIC continues to set the pace at the summit of...
News
KES
Slap Daddies Bash, Split in HUW
Sitting third at 99-55, the Knockemstiff Slap Daddies went 2-1 this week in a slugfest series. The fireworks opened with a 14-4 rout, as Mitchell drov...
FUG
Honey Badgers Shut Out, Then Sting IKE
The Fugging Honey Badgers, fifth at 84-70, split two games with a late haymaker. Game one was a frustrating 0-4 blank, as FUG managed only five hits w...
RIC
Astleys Hold First With Sweep
The league-leading Rick Astleys, atop the standings at 104-50, went a perfect 2-0 this week in a trio of nail-biters against NCW. The opener was a 15-...
HUW
Wankers Grab One of Three
Fourth at 87-67, the Huanca Wankers went 1-2 in a wild home series against KES. Game one was a 4-14 blowout loss despite 13 hits, with Johnson going 3...
IKE
Explosions Split, Hang in Second
Just one game back at 103-51, the Iron Knob Explosions sit second after a 1-1 week against FUG. The opener was a crisp 4-0 shutout win built on an eig...
NCW
Crepe Wrappers Can't Close
Sixth at 83-71, the Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers endured a rough week, dropping their winnable games against RIC. The opener was a 15-inning epic finally ...
Foul Territory
Somewhere between a sports podcast and a cry for help. New episodes whenever the simulation gives us something to talk about.
Live Show ›Below The Mendoza Line — Reluctantly Written by Bill Simmons 2.0
A column about a fake baseball league run by real people who should know better. Published against my better judgment.
Numbers Don't Lie (But They Do Mislead) — Written by Peter Gammons
A sabermetrics deep dive where the numbers come out to play. BABIP, FIP, wRC+, and why the standings lie more than Peter Gammons ever would.
Stat Leaders
Batting
Pitching
AVG
1
Gwynn, T. IKE
.346
2
Bonilla, B. KES
.339
3
Smith,L FUG
.320
OPS
1
Mitchell, K. KES
1.027
2
Bonilla, B. KES
1.018
3
Smith,L FUG
.962
HR
1
Mitchell, K. KES
60
2
Davis, E. RIC
54
3
Johnson, H. HUW
44
RBI
1
Davis, E. RIC
154
2
Mitchell, K. KES
153
3
Bonilla, B. KES
114
SB
1
Henderson, R. IKE
102-25
2
Raines, T. RIC
49-7
3
Gwynn, T. IKE
42-15
ERA
1
Clemens, R. NCW
2.58
2
Blyleven, B. IKE
2.98
3
Garrelts, S. RIC
3.14
W
1
Smith,B RIC
20-6
2
Garrelts, S. RIC
20-6
3
Clemens, R. NCW
19-6
SV
1
Davis, C. IKE
36
2
Montgomery, J. FUG
28
3
Olson, G. NCW
28
K
1
Ryan, N. KES
233
2
Clemens, R. NCW
207
3
Langston, M. NCW
166







