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Rick Astleys
RIC · Mgr: Jeff Burris
75-30
Record
.714
PCT
1st
Rank
Games Back
—
Last 10
9-1
Streak
W5
Runs Scored
681
Runs Allowed
384
Run Diff
+297
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Rick Astley
RIC · lf · Sim 2026
.280 / .330 / .531Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.861
AB175
Hits49
Home Runs12
RBI28
Runs32
Stolen Bases6
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Iron Knob Explosions
IKE · Mgr: Andrew Harris
68-38
Record
.642
PCT
2nd
Rank
Games Back
7.5
Last 10
5-5
Streak
W1
Runs Scored
546
Runs Allowed
425
Run Diff
+121
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Rickey Henderson
IKE · lf · Sim 2026
.286 / .399 / .445Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.844
AB416
Hits119
Home Runs13
RBI44
Runs83
Stolen Bases72
Iron Knob Explosions
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Knockemstiff Slap Daddies
KES · Mgr: Brett Houlberg
69-39
Record
.639
PCT
3rd
Rank
Games Back
7.5
Last 10
5-5
Streak
L4
Runs Scored
669
Runs Allowed
506
Run Diff
+163
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Kevin Mitchell
KES · lf · Sim 2026
.298 / .351 / .663Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS1.015
AB416
Hits124
Home Runs41
RBI106
Runs81
Stolen Bases1
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Huanca Wankers
HUW · Mgr: Chris Broyles
59-47
Record
.557
PCT
4th
Rank
Games Back
16.5
Last 10
6-4
Streak
W2
Runs Scored
536
Runs Allowed
445
Run Diff
+91
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Howard Johnson
HUW · 3b · Sim 2026
.295 / .366 / .602Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.968
AB410
Hits121
Home Runs30
RBI64
Runs84
Stolen Bases15
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Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers
NCW · Mgr: Chris Carpenter
59-47
Record
.557
PCT
5th
Rank
Games Back
16.5
Last 10
6-4
Streak
L2
Runs Scored
551
Runs Allowed
472
Run Diff
+79
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Bret Saberhagen
NCW · sp · Sim 2026
8–10 4.21 1.27W-L · ERA · WHIP
Games
22 (22 GS)
Innings
—
Strikeouts
112
Walks
29
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Fugging Honey Badgers
FUG · Mgr: Garth Graham
59-48
Record
.551
PCT
6th
Rank
Games Back
17.0
Last 10
6-4
Streak
L1
Runs Scored
585
Runs Allowed
555
Run Diff
+30
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Lonnie Smith
FUG · lf · Sim 2026
.309 / .398 / .528Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.926
AB388
Hits120
Home Runs22
RBI75
Runs69
Stolen Bases7
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Oak Ridge Nukes
ORN · CPU · Mgr: Commissioner
21-85
Record
.198
PCT
7th
Rank
Games Back
54.5
Last 10
4-6
Streak
W2
Runs Scored
398
Runs Allowed
721
Run Diff
-323
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Rob Deer
ORN · rf · Sim 2026
.259 / .333 / .694Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS1.028
AB108
Hits28
Home Runs15
RBI25
Runs20
Stolen Bases0
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Panama City Beach Hurricanes
PCB · CPU · Mgr: Commissioner
14-90
Record
.135
PCT
8th
Rank
Games Back
60.5
Last 10
0-10
Streak
L18
Runs Scored
356
Runs Allowed
814
Run Diff
-458
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Jeff Leonard
PCB · dh · Sim 2026
.245 / .285 / .401Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.686
AB359
Hits88
Home Runs15
RBI45
Runs45
Stolen Bases5
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Injuries
Howell, K.
RIC
Returns Aug 9
Harper, B.
HUW
Returns Aug 10
Bonds, B.
NCW
Returns Aug 10
Whitaker, L.
RIC
Returns Aug 10
Bankhead, S.
FUG
Returns Aug 16
Acker, J.
NCW
Returns Aug 22
Gladden, D.
ORN
Returns Aug 31
Transactions
Jun 6
Demoted
RIC
Howell, K.
May 31
Demoted
FUG
Bielecki, M.
May 31
Promoted
FUG
Bankhead, S.
May 28
Demoted
HUW
Carter, J.
May 26
Demoted
HUW
Schooler, M.
StandingsFull Standings
| Team | W | L | PCT | GB | L10 | Str | RS | RA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Rick Astleys RIC |
75 | 30 | .714 | — | 9-1 | W5 | 681 | 384 |
 Iron Knob Explosions IKE |
68 | 38 | .642 | 7.5 | 5-5 | W1 | 546 | 425 |
 Knockemstiff Slap Daddies KES |
69 | 39 | .639 | 7.5 | 5-5 | L4 | 669 | 506 |
 Huanca Wankers HUW |
59 | 47 | .557 | 16.5 | 6-4 | W2 | 536 | 445 |
 Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers NCW |
59 | 47 | .557 | 16.5 | 6-4 | L2 | 551 | 472 |
 Fugging Honey Badgers FUG |
59 | 48 | .551 | 17.0 | 6-4 | L1 | 585 | 555 |
 Oak Ridge Nukes ORN |
21 | 85 | .198 | 54.5 | 4-6 | W2 | 398 | 721 |
 Panama City Beach Hurricanes PCB |
14 | 90 | .135 | 60.5 | 0-10 | L18 | 356 | 814 |
Weekly Awards
Batter of the Week
Gwynn
IKE
Gwynn was simply unstoppable this week for the Iron Knob Explosions, ripping 14 hits in 24 at-bats for a scorching .583 mark. He drove in 10 runs along the way,...
Pitcher of the Week
Terrell
ORN
Terrell delivered a brilliant stretch for the Oak Ridge Nukes, going 2-0 with a tiny 1.06 ERA across 17.0 innings while striking out 8. On a club sitting at 21-...
Team of the Week
Rick Astleys
RIC
The Rick Astleys keep rolling along, holding firm atop the standings at 75-30. RIC continues to set the pace in this league, building a comfortable cushion over...
News
KES
Slap Daddies Slip in Wild Week
Sitting third at 69-39, KES went 3-4 across seven games and watched the late innings betray them. The week opened strong with a 9-3 thumping of PCB, S...
FUG
Honey Badgers Bash Their Way to 5-3
Sixth at 59-48, FUG played eight and won five, fueled by relentless lumber. After dropping the opener 4-9 to NCW, they slugged back 12-10 in a 18-hit ...
RIC
Astleys Keep Cruising at the Top
The league-leading Rick Astleys, 75-30, went 4-1 in six games and reminded everyone why they own the standings. After a 3-5 loss at IKE, they ground o...
HUW
Wankers Win Three of Five in Tight Spots
Fourth at 59-47, HUW played five and took three, salvaging a split-heavy stretch. They dropped the opener 1-6 to ORN, managing just seven hits, then t...
IKE
Explosions Blow Open Some, Drop Others
Second at 68-38, IKE went 4-3 over eight games with the bats running hot and cold. They opened beating RIC 5-3, Gwynn collecting three hits and Clark ...
NCW
Crepe Wrappers Split a Busy Eight
Fifth at 59-47, NCW played eight and finished 4-4 in a feast-or-famine week. They opened blasting FUG 9-4, Puckett collecting three hits and Ripken,C ...
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Stat Leaders
Batting
Pitching
AVG
1
Bonilla, B. KES
.366
2
Gwynn, T. IKE
.341
3
Boggs, W. RIC
.338
OPS
1
Bonilla, B. KES
1.132
2
Mitchell, K. KES
1.015
3
Davis, E. RIC
.999
HR
1
Mitchell, K. KES
41
2
Davis, E. RIC
41
3
Johnson, H. HUW
30
RBI
1
Davis, E. RIC
118
2
Mitchell, K. KES
106
3
Bonilla, B. KES
85
SB
1
Henderson, R. IKE
72-20
2
Raines, T. RIC
35-4
3
Gwynn, T. IKE
25-10
ERA
1
Garrelts, S. RIC
2.27
2
Blyleven, B. IKE
2.70
3
Smith,B RIC
2.72
W
1
Smith,B RIC
16-3
2
Garrelts, S. RIC
15-1
3
Brown, K. IKE
12-3
SV
1
Davis, C. IKE
26
2
Olson, G. NCW
21
3
Montgomery, J. FUG
21
K
1
Ryan, N. KES
153
2
Clemens, R. NCW
139
3
DeLeon, J. RIC
114