Team & Player Cards · 16
Rick Astleys
RIC · Mgr: Jeff Burris
102-46
Record
.689
PCT
1st
Rank
Games Back
—
Last 10
7-3
Streak
L2
Runs Scored
920
Runs Allowed
565
Run Diff
+355
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Rick Astley
RIC · lf · Sim 2026
.283 / .330 / .533Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.863
AB240
Hits68
Home Runs16
RBI43
Runs40
Stolen Bases7
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Iron Knob Explosions
IKE · Mgr: Andrew Harris
100-49
Record
.671
PCT
2nd
Rank
Games Back
2.5
Last 10
9-1
Streak
W1
Runs Scored
830
Runs Allowed
607
Run Diff
+223
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Rickey Henderson
IKE · lf · Sim 2026
.285 / .392 / .428Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.820
AB593
Hits169
Home Runs17
RBI72
Runs123
Stolen Bases97
Iron Knob Explosions
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Knockemstiff Slap Daddies
KES · Mgr: Brett Houlberg
96-52
Record
.649
PCT
3rd
Rank
Games Back
6.0
Last 10
7-3
Streak
W2
Runs Scored
896
Runs Allowed
660
Run Diff
+236
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Kevin Mitchell
KES · lf · Sim 2026
.291 / .351 / .660Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS1.010
AB564
Hits164
Home Runs57
RBI145
Runs112
Stolen Bases1
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Huanca Wankers
HUW · Mgr: Chris Broyles
83-65
Record
.561
PCT
4th
Rank
Games Back
19.0
Last 10
4-6
Streak
W1
Runs Scored
774
Runs Allowed
628
Run Diff
+146
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Howard Johnson
HUW · 3b · Sim 2026
.284 / .368 / .576Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.944
AB571
Hits162
Home Runs42
RBI86
Runs123
Stolen Bases23
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Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers
NCW · Mgr: Chris Carpenter
80-68
Record
.541
PCT
5th
Rank
Games Back
22.0
Last 10
3-7
Streak
L1
Runs Scored
722
Runs Allowed
648
Run Diff
+74
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Bret Saberhagen
NCW · sp · Sim 2026
9–14 4.04 1.20W-L · ERA · WHIP
Games
30 (30 GS)
Innings
—
Strikeouts
161
Walks
39
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Fugging Honey Badgers
FUG · Mgr: Garth Graham
80-69
Record
.537
PCT
6th
Rank
Games Back
22.5
Last 10
7-3
Streak
W5
Runs Scored
789
Runs Allowed
739
Run Diff
+50
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Lonnie Smith
FUG · lf · Sim 2026
.326 / .408 / .568Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.976
AB500
Hits163
Home Runs31
RBI99
Runs93
Stolen Bases14
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Oak Ridge Nukes
ORN · CPU · Mgr: Commissioner
30-118
Record
.203
PCT
7th
Rank
Games Back
72.0
Last 10
1-9
Streak
L5
Runs Scored
554
Runs Allowed
1013
Run Diff
-459
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Rob Deer
ORN · rf · Sim 2026
.231 / .304 / .578Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.882
AB173
Hits40
Home Runs19
RBI33
Runs29
Stolen Bases0
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Panama City Beach Hurricanes
PCB · CPU · Mgr: Commissioner
22-126
Record
.149
PCT
8th
Rank
Games Back
80.0
Last 10
2-8
Streak
L1
Runs Scored
519
Runs Allowed
1144
Run Diff
-625
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Jeff Leonard
PCB · dh · Sim 2026
.242 / .287 / .407Avg · OBP · SLG
OPS.694
AB504
Hits122
Home Runs22
RBI63
Runs61
Stolen Bases6
Panama City Beach Hurricanes
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Injuries
Smith, O.
IKE
Returns Oct 2
Tettleton, M.
RIC
Returns Oct 7
Transactions
Jul 19
Promoted
RIC
Howell, K.
Jul 19
Promoted
RIC
Magadan, D.
Jul 19
Promoted
RIC
Nelson, G.
Jul 11
Demoted
RIC
Howell, K.
Jul 11
Promoted
RIC
Wetteland, J.
StandingsFull Standings
| Team | W | L | PCT | GB | L10 | Str | RS | RA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
![]() Rick Astleys RIC |
102 | 46 | .689 | — | 7-3 | L2 | 920 | 565 |
![]() Iron Knob Explosions IKE |
100 | 49 | .671 | 2.5 | 9-1 | W1 | 830 | 607 |
![]() Knockemstiff Slap Daddies KES |
96 | 52 | .649 | 6.0 | 7-3 | W2 | 896 | 660 |
![]() Huanca Wankers HUW |
83 | 65 | .561 | 19.0 | 4-6 | W1 | 774 | 628 |
![]() Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers NCW |
80 | 68 | .541 | 22.0 | 3-7 | L1 | 722 | 648 |
![]() Fugging Honey Badgers FUG |
80 | 69 | .537 | 22.5 | 7-3 | W5 | 789 | 739 |
![]() Oak Ridge Nukes ORN |
30 | 118 | .203 | 72.0 | 1-9 | L5 | 554 | 1013 |
![]() Panama City Beach Hurricanes PCB |
22 | 126 | .149 | 80.0 | 2-8 | L1 | 519 | 1144 |
Weekly Awards
Batter of the Week
Brooks
PCB
Even amid a rough season for Panama City Beach, Brooks gave fans something to cheer about this week. He ripped a scorching 6-for-10 with 4 RBI, good for a .600 ...
Pitcher of the Week
Ryan
KES
Ryan was masterful for the Knockemstiff Slap Daddies, tossing 8.0 innings while punching out 10 and posting a sparkling 1.13 ERA to grab a 1-0 decision. The eff...
Team of the Week
Fugging Honey Badgers
FUG
The Fugging Honey Badgers earn Team of the Week honors, carrying their steady play into the final stretch. Sitting at 80-69, FUG kept pace in a crowded middle o...
News
KES
Slap Daddies Sweep the Season Series Finale
The Knockemstiff Slap Daddies (96-52, third in the standings, 6.0 back) took two of three at Jack Murphy Stadium and went 2-1 on the week. It started ...
FUG
Honey Badgers Bury the Nukes Twice
The Fugging Honey Badgers (80-69, sixth in the standings, 22.5 back) went a perfect 2-0 at Fenway Park, outslugging their visitors in a pair of high-s...
RIC
Astleys Stumble at Home Despite Perch Atop Standings
The Rick Astleys (102-46) still sit first in the standings, but they limped to a 1-2 week at Jack Murphy Stadium. The bright spot came in the opener, ...
HUW
Wankers Split a Tight Pair at Comiskey
The Huanca Wankers (83-65, fourth in the standings, 19.0 back) went 1-1 in a low-scoring two-game set at Comiskey Park. The opener slipped away 3-2 de...
IKE
Explosions Blast PCB but Drop the Middle Game
The Iron Knob Explosions (100-49, second in the standings, 2.5 back) went 2-1 at Memorial Stadium, and the two wins were emphatic. The opener was a 15...
NCW
Crepe Wrappers Grab One, Drop One at Home
The Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers (80-68, fifth in the standings, 22.0 back) went 1-1 in a pair of nail-biters at Comiskey Park. The 3-2 win came together ...
Foul Territory
Somewhere between a sports podcast and a cry for help. New episodes whenever the simulation gives us something to talk about.
Live Show ›Below The Mendoza Line — Reluctantly Written by Bill Simmons 2.0
A column about a fake baseball league run by real people who should know better. Published against my better judgment.
Numbers Don't Lie (But They Do Mislead) — Written by Peter Gammons
A sabermetrics deep dive where the numbers come out to play. BABIP, FIP, wRC+, and why the standings lie more than Peter Gammons ever would.
Stat Leaders
Batting
Pitching
AVG
1
Gwynn, T. IKE
.350
2
Bonilla, B. KES
.337
3
Smith,L FUG
.326
OPS
1
Bonilla, B. KES
1.023
2
Mitchell, K. KES
1.010
3
Smith,L FUG
.976
HR
1
Mitchell, K. KES
57
2
Davis, E. RIC
54
3
Johnson, H. HUW
42
RBI
1
Davis, E. RIC
153
2
Mitchell, K. KES
145
3
Bonilla, B. KES
109
SB
1
Henderson, R. IKE
97-24
2
Raines, T. RIC
47-6
3
Gwynn, T. IKE
41-13
ERA
1
Clemens, R. NCW
2.57
2
Garrelts, S. RIC
2.94
3
Blyleven, B. IKE
3.12
W
1
Smith,B RIC
20-6
2
Garrelts, S. RIC
19-5
3
Clemens, R. NCW
19-6
SV
1
Davis, C. IKE
34
2
Montgomery, J. FUG
27
3
Olson, G. NCW
26
K
1
Ryan, N. KES
233
2
Clemens, R. NCW
202
3
Langston, M. NCW
163







