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LEAGUE LEADER: RICK ASTLEYS · 91-39 · W1 /// IL: BLAUSER (ORN) · RETURNS Sep 8 /// IL: LANSFORD (FUG) · RETURNS Sep 11 /// IL: ANDERSON (ORN) · RETURNS Sep 13 /// IL: MCDOWELL (PCB) · RETURNS Sep 14 /// IL: TETTLETON (RIC) · RETURNS Sep 19 /// STANDINGS: 1. RIC 91-39 2. IKE 87-44 3. KES 82-49 4. HUW 76-56 5. NCW 73-58 6. FUG 70-62 7. ORN 27-104 8. PCB 18-112 ///     LEAGUE LEADER: RICK ASTLEYS · 91-39 · W1 /// IL: BLAUSER (ORN) · RETURNS Sep 8 /// IL: LANSFORD (FUG) · RETURNS Sep 11 /// IL: ANDERSON (ORN) · RETURNS Sep 13 /// IL: MCDOWELL (PCB) · RETURNS Sep 14 /// IL: TETTLETON (RIC) · RETURNS Sep 19 /// STANDINGS: 1. RIC 91-39 2. IKE 87-44 3. KES 82-49 4. HUW 76-56 5. NCW 73-58 6. FUG 70-62 7. ORN 27-104 8. PCB 18-112 ///
Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers
73-58
#5 IN LEAGUE
L4
18.5 GB
PCT 0.557
Manager: Chris Carpenter
A minister who named his team the Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers - means absolutely nothing and somehow fits perfectly. The ecclesiastical of team names. Asks nothing of you. Simply is. Exists in a state of pastoral acceptance of its own absurdity. Mark Langston is his trial - shows up every fifth day, delivers a sermon nobody wanted, walks four people, and leaves with his head held high.
73
Wins
58
Losses
0.557
Pct
#5
Rank
670
RS
580
RA
+90
Diff
L4
Streak
Manager
Chris Carpenter
NCW
73-58
0.557  ·  #5
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Schedule
Last 5 Results
Sep 1
L
Sep 2
W
Sep 3
L
Sep 4
L
Sep 5
L
Next 5 Games
Sep 8
upcoming
Sep 9
upcoming
Sep 11
upcoming
Sep 13
upcoming
Sep 14
upcoming
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Injured List
No active injuries.
Batters
Simulated 2026 Real Life 1989
Player AVG AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB K SB
A Farm Carpente, Chris 0.000 00 0 0 00 00 00
Alomar, Roberto 0.272 389106 7 1 129 4722 4324
Baines, Harold 0.269 405109 20 3 1261 6558 621
Bonds, Barry 0.258 38098 18 5 1868 6045 6422
Browne, Jerry 0.306 12438 7 0 112 1611 123
Calderon, Ivan 0.339 17158 13 3 733 3710 312
Carpenter, Chris 0.265 513136 18 2 1781 7150 8015
Dawson, Andre 0.295 12236 10 0 1438 258 211
Hayes, Von 0.000 00 0 0 00 00 00
Joyner, Wally 0.000 00 0 0 00 00 00
Mattingly, Don 0.303 541164 20 6 975 8330 320
Pena, Tony 0.283 9928 2 1 111 102 80
Puckett, Kirby 0.317 581184 42 4 556 9729 7510
Ripken, Cal 0.226 474107 13 2 1265 5037 641
Seitzer, Kevin 0.298 379113 9 4 554 5448 565
Steinbach, Terry 0.262 36796 14 1 742 3522 781
Templeton, Garry 0.000 00 0 0 00 00 00
Van Slyke, Andy 0.000 00 0 0 00 00 00
Wallach, Tim 0.267 10528 6 1 315 1816 143
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS
A Farm Carpente, Chris 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Alomar, Roberto 34 0.294 0.294 0.324 0.618
Baines, Harold 45 0.156 0.240 0.267 0.507
Bonds, Barry 42 0.381 0.471 0.786 1.257
Browne, Jerry 78 0.359 0.405 0.423 0.828
Calderon, Ivan 93 0.376 0.416 0.667 1.083
Carpenter, Chris 112 0.286 0.341 0.473 0.814
Dawson, Andre 92 0.315 0.357 0.750 1.107
Hayes, Von 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Joyner, Wally 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Mattingly, Don 129 0.357 0.381 0.434 0.815
Pena, Tony 59 0.305 0.323 0.407 0.730
Puckett, Kirby 124 0.266 0.287 0.355 0.642
Ripken, Cal 97 0.186 0.225 0.227 0.452
Seitzer, Kevin 27 0.370 0.553 0.481 1.034
Steinbach, Terry 60 0.317 0.349 0.483 0.832
Templeton, Garry 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Van Slyke, Andy 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Wallach, Tim 84 0.274 0.384 0.440 0.824
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS
A Farm Carpente, Chris 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Alomar, Roberto 355 0.270 0.311 0.301 0.612
Baines, Harold 360 0.283 0.376 0.442 0.818
Bonds, Barry 338 0.243 0.316 0.435 0.751
Browne, Jerry 46 0.217 0.308 0.326 0.634
Calderon, Ivan 78 0.295 0.317 0.462 0.779
Carpenter, Chris 401 0.259 0.325 0.389 0.714
Dawson, Andre 30 0.233 0.281 0.633 0.914
Hayes, Von 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Joyner, Wally 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Mattingly, Don 412 0.286 0.318 0.405 0.723
Pena, Tony 40 0.250 0.250 0.275 0.525
Puckett, Kirby 457 0.330 0.367 0.449 0.816
Ripken, Cal 377 0.236 0.292 0.366 0.658
Seitzer, Kevin 352 0.293 0.360 0.375 0.735
Steinbach, Terry 307 0.251 0.293 0.339 0.632
Templeton, Garry 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Van Slyke, Andy 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Wallach, Tim 21 0.238 0.292 0.381 0.673
Pitchers
Simulated 2026 Real Life 1989
Player ERA WHIP W L SV G GS INN H ER BB K
Acker, Jim 3.74 1.25 101 157 079.1 7733 2268
Clemens, Roger 2.60 1.11 156 026 26190.2 14755 65170
Henke, Tom 3.77 1.42 42 329 031.0 3913 548
Key, Jimmy 5.02 1.39 77 026 26150.2 18384 2676
Langston, Mark 4.68 1.49 58 025 25146.0 15576 62132
McDowell, Roger 6.08 1.51 33 332 037.0 3825 1827
Olson, Gregg 3.16 1.09 34 2244 057.0 3920 2355
Orosco, Jesse 4.89 1.46 36 351 057.0 5631 2759
Pena, Alejandro 3.95 1.21 22 154 079.2 7335 2373
Saberhagen, Bret 3.98 1.21 912 027 27174.0 17677 35150
Welch, Bob 3.71 1.29 117 026 26152.2 14663 51101
Whitson, Ed 4.45 1.39 10 015 132.1 2816 1715
Batting line allowed vs LHB
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS WHIP
Acker, Jim 139 0.266 0.335 0.353 0.688 1.53
Clemens, Roger 367 0.215 0.293 0.319 0.612 1.25
Henke, Tom 52 0.269 0.321 0.365 0.686 1.42
Key, Jimmy 63 0.190 0.200 0.333 0.533 0.76
Langston, Mark 97 0.155 0.248 0.247 0.495 0.80
McDowell, Roger 68 0.338 0.408 0.426 0.834 2.07
Olson, Gregg 81 0.148 0.239 0.309 0.548 0.91
Orosco, Jesse 54 0.167 0.270 0.222 0.492 1.13
Pena, Alejandro 145 0.269 0.318 0.393 0.711 1.42
Saberhagen, Bret 334 0.219 0.258 0.374 0.632 1.05
Welch, Bob 295 0.244 0.324 0.386 0.710 1.44
Whitson, Ed 64 0.250 0.392 0.406 0.798 1.94
Batting line allowed vs RHB
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS WHIP
Acker, Jim 168 0.238 0.268 0.375 0.643 1.10
Clemens, Roger 324 0.210 0.268 0.327 0.595 1.08
Henke, Tom 78 0.321 0.329 0.500 0.829 1.47
Key, Jimmy 550 0.311 0.341 0.487 0.828 1.55
Langston, Mark 479 0.292 0.367 0.428 0.795 1.73
McDowell, Roger 77 0.195 0.295 0.338 0.633 1.21
Olson, Gregg 117 0.231 0.306 0.436 0.742 1.37
Orosco, Jesse 169 0.278 0.356 0.586 0.942 1.62
Pena, Alejandro 165 0.206 0.279 0.376 0.655 1.05
Saberhagen, Bret 351 0.293 0.332 0.467 0.799 1.45
Welch, Bob 285 0.260 0.305 0.400 0.705 1.28
Whitson, Ed 61 0.197 0.246 0.475 0.721 0.86
Mascot
Uniform
NCW uniform
League Batting(Simulated 2026)
Tm AVG HR R RBI SB
FUG 0.276 142 693 654 105
RIC 0.282 182 812 775 118
KES 0.298 198 808 781 64
HUW 0.276 210 674 652 102
IKE 0.284 136 712 669 211
NCW 0.280 112 668 640 88
ORN 0.245 100 487 463 65
PCB 0.246 83 450 426 52
League Pitching(Simulated 2026)
Tm ERA K BB SV INN
FUG 4.65 768 392 43 1172.6
RIC 3.45 831 327 34 1166.6
KES 4.24 850 410 27 1161.9
HUW 3.77 1028 432 32 1205.7
IKE 3.59 732 439 41 1194.4
NCW 4.01 974 374 33 1185.0
ORN 6.16 477 468 13 1143.2
PCB 7.21 618 553 15 1121.9