Oak Ridge Nukes
33-121
Manager: CPU
CPU-controlled team managed by the commissioner. They play into the void, losing night after night, uncoached and forgotten. They are the only participants in this enterprise who have been honest about what it is.
Manager
CPU
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33-121
0.214 · #7
Injured List
Geno Petralli
Returns Oct 29
Batters
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blauser, Jeff | 0.264 | 592 | 156 | 23 | 0 | 19 | 76 | 70 | 39 | 176 | 7 |
| Deer, Rob | 0.250 | 188 | 47 | 2 | 1 | 21 | 38 | 33 | 21 | 62 | 0 |
| Downing, Brian | 0.290 | 200 | 58 | 10 | 0 | 6 | 25 | 22 | 18 | 45 | 1 |
| Dunston, Shawon | 0.249 | 550 | 137 | 12 | 2 | 6 | 50 | 53 | 32 | 116 | 17 |
| Gladden, Dan | 0.260 | 512 | 133 | 21 | 2 | 11 | 55 | 57 | 19 | 98 | 15 |
| Incaviglia, Pete | 0.286 | 35 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 17 | 0 |
| O'Brien, Pete | 0.238 | 558 | 133 | 19 | 0 | 11 | 42 | 64 | 69 | 51 | 1 |
| Palmeiro, Rafael | 0.252 | 429 | 108 | 11 | 2 | 6 | 44 | 46 | 50 | 40 | 0 |
| Petralli, Geno | 0.193 | 513 | 99 | 11 | 0 | 4 | 51 | 45 | 42 | 139 | 0 |
| Thompson, Milt | 0.268 | 627 | 168 | 19 | 11 | 8 | 50 | 68 | 37 | 105 | 23 |
| Vizquel, Omar | 0.214 | 519 | 111 | 11 | 1 | 1 | 38 | 44 | 27 | 70 | 3 |
| Washington, Claudell | 0.231 | 411 | 95 | 15 | 3 | 13 | 42 | 47 | 35 | 92 | 6 |
| Wilson, Glenn | 0.305 | 197 | 60 | 17 | 2 | 5 | 34 | 25 | 25 | 34 | 3 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blauser, Jeff | 159 | 0.264 | 0.320 | 0.371 | 0.691 |
| Deer, Rob | 60 | 0.233 | 0.309 | 0.433 | 0.742 |
| Downing, Brian | 161 | 0.317 | 0.383 | 0.447 | 0.830 |
| Dunston, Shawon | 165 | 0.303 | 0.368 | 0.345 | 0.713 |
| Gladden, Dan | 149 | 0.282 | 0.321 | 0.443 | 0.764 |
| Incaviglia, Pete | 11 | 0.455 | 0.600 | 0.818 | 1.418 |
| O'Brien, Pete | 164 | 0.213 | 0.296 | 0.293 | 0.589 |
| Palmeiro, Rafael | 19 | 0.263 | 0.333 | 0.263 | 0.596 |
| Petralli, Geno | 132 | 0.068 | 0.230 | 0.083 | 0.313 |
| Thompson, Milt | 148 | 0.209 | 0.252 | 0.297 | 0.549 |
| Vizquel, Omar | 139 | 0.266 | 0.271 | 0.324 | 0.595 |
| Washington, Claudell | 24 | 0.125 | 0.300 | 0.125 | 0.425 |
| Wilson, Glenn | 133 | 0.353 | 0.436 | 0.549 | 0.985 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blauser, Jeff | 433 | 0.263 | 0.304 | 0.409 | 0.713 |
| Deer, Rob | 128 | 0.258 | 0.329 | 0.688 | 1.017 |
| Downing, Brian | 39 | 0.179 | 0.214 | 0.359 | 0.573 |
| Dunston, Shawon | 385 | 0.226 | 0.257 | 0.296 | 0.553 |
| Gladden, Dan | 363 | 0.251 | 0.283 | 0.344 | 0.627 |
| Incaviglia, Pete | 24 | 0.208 | 0.367 | 0.500 | 0.867 |
| O'Brien, Pete | 394 | 0.249 | 0.338 | 0.348 | 0.686 |
| Palmeiro, Rafael | 410 | 0.251 | 0.334 | 0.332 | 0.666 |
| Petralli, Geno | 381 | 0.236 | 0.271 | 0.291 | 0.562 |
| Thompson, Milt | 479 | 0.286 | 0.329 | 0.395 | 0.724 |
| Vizquel, Omar | 380 | 0.195 | 0.243 | 0.216 | 0.459 |
| Washington, Claudell | 387 | 0.238 | 0.290 | 0.393 | 0.683 |
| Wilson, Glenn | 64 | 0.203 | 0.250 | 0.359 | 0.609 |
Pitchers
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | ERA | WHIP | W | L | SV | G | GS | INN | H | ER | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alexander, Doyle | 6.15 | 1.80 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 60 | 0 | 79.0 | 110 | 54 | 32 | 41 |
| Anderson, Allan | 4.44 | 1.38 | 6 | 11 | 0 | 37 | 30 | 188.2 | 214 | 93 | 46 | 54 |
| August, Don | 7.78 | 2.10 | 2 | 13 | 3 | 136 | 0 | 174.2 | 272 | 151 | 94 | 54 |
| Clancy, Jim | 5.39 | 1.59 | 7 | 17 | 0 | 39 | 31 | 175.1 | 211 | 105 | 67 | 89 |
| Gross, Kevin | 7.75 | 1.93 | 3 | 21 | 0 | 36 | 31 | 148.2 | 189 | 128 | 98 | 98 |
| Hawkins, Andy | 5.21 | 1.61 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 35 | 0 | 48.1 | 57 | 28 | 21 | 24 |
| Rawley, Shane | 8.44 | 1.80 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 17 | 0 | 26.2 | 34 | 25 | 14 | 9 |
| Reuss, Jerry | 6.12 | 1.78 | 3 | 9 | 7 | 117 | 0 | 117.2 | 167 | 80 | 42 | 23 |
| Terrell, Walt | 5.33 | 1.53 | 3 | 17 | 0 | 31 | 30 | 182.1 | 224 | 108 | 55 | 75 |
| Walk, Bob | 5.89 | 1.85 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 1 | 18.1 | 21 | 12 | 13 | 11 |
| Witt, Mike | 5.91 | 1.69 | 6 | 22 | 0 | 31 | 31 | 187.1 | 258 | 123 | 59 | 98 |
Batting line allowed vs LHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alexander, Doyle | 173 | 0.266 | 0.328 | 0.434 | 0.762 | 1.49 |
| Anderson, Allan | 80 | 0.262 | 0.341 | 0.325 | 0.666 | 1.58 |
| August, Don | 393 | 0.354 | 0.420 | 0.534 | 0.954 | 2.21 |
| Clancy, Jim | 354 | 0.305 | 0.374 | 0.477 | 0.851 | 1.80 |
| Gross, Kevin | 303 | 0.310 | 0.422 | 0.521 | 0.943 | 2.22 |
| Hawkins, Andy | 72 | 0.361 | 0.461 | 0.583 | 1.044 | 2.67 |
| Rawley, Shane | 13 | 0.462 | 0.533 | 1.000 | 1.533 | 3.43 |
| Reuss, Jerry | 130 | 0.400 | 0.440 | 0.800 | 1.240 | 2.15 |
| Terrell, Walt | 373 | 0.351 | 0.397 | 0.542 | 0.939 | 2.03 |
| Walk, Bob | 24 | 0.208 | 0.333 | 0.292 | 0.625 | 1.58 |
| Witt, Mike | 381 | 0.323 | 0.369 | 0.451 | 0.820 | 1.83 |
Batting line allowed vs RHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alexander, Doyle | 171 | 0.374 | 0.425 | 0.602 | 1.027 | 2.21 |
| Anderson, Allan | 655 | 0.295 | 0.334 | 0.476 | 0.810 | 1.49 |
| August, Don | 376 | 0.354 | 0.419 | 0.577 | 0.996 | 2.21 |
| Clancy, Jim | 345 | 0.299 | 0.345 | 0.475 | 0.820 | 1.61 |
| Gross, Kevin | 306 | 0.310 | 0.386 | 0.526 | 0.912 | 1.88 |
| Hawkins, Andy | 125 | 0.248 | 0.286 | 0.456 | 0.742 | 1.18 |
| Rawley, Shane | 95 | 0.295 | 0.367 | 0.421 | 0.788 | 1.79 |
| Reuss, Jerry | 363 | 0.317 | 0.379 | 0.471 | 0.850 | 1.85 |
| Terrell, Walt | 364 | 0.255 | 0.302 | 0.442 | 0.744 | 1.27 |
| Walk, Bob | 48 | 0.333 | 0.431 | 0.521 | 0.952 | 2.25 |
| Witt, Mike | 397 | 0.340 | 0.380 | 0.514 | 0.894 | 1.83 |
