World League of Baseball 2026

Rick Astleys

102-46

#1 IN LEAGUE

PCT 0.689

Manager: Jeff Burris

In-house attorney who named his team after a British pop star famous for a song from 1987. In-house attorneys review contracts, flag liability, and read the fine print nobody else reads. They're right about it, and nobody thanks them. Has the most wins and is somehow still second - correct in every measurable way and still chasing. His team plays like a well-drafted legal brief: airtight, slightly formal, ultimately successful.

102

Wins

Losses

0.689

Pct

Rank

920

565

+355

Diff

Streak

Batting Pitching vs League Injuries

Manager

Jeff Burris

RIC

102-46

0.689 · #1

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Schedule

Last 5 Results

Sep 25

Sep 26

Sep 27

vs Knockemstiff Slap Daddies

6-3

Sep 28

vs Knockemstiff Slap Daddies

2-3

Sep 29

vs Knockemstiff Slap Daddies

2-6

Next 5 Games

Oct 1

@ Huanca Wankers

upcoming

Oct 2

@ Huanca Wankers

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Oct 3

@ Huanca Wankers

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Oct 4

@ Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

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Oct 5

@ Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

upcoming

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Injured List

Mickey Tettleton

Returns Oct 7

Teams

Batters

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Astley, Rick	0.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Astley, Rick	0.283	240	68	12	0	16	43	40	18	37	7
Berryhill, Damon	0.313	32	10	2	0	0	2	1	2	4	0
Boggs, Wade	0.308	429	132	36	5	6	66	77	73	39	11
Boone, Bob	0.180	100	18	4	1	1	10	8	8	13	0
Bradley, Phil	0.500	12	6	3	0	0	1	5	2	3	1
Caminiti, Ken	0.269	167	45	7	2	3	21	23	10	28	1
Davis, Eric	0.298	580	173	15	2	54	153	118	62	165	13
Davis, Glenn	0.270	204	55	10	0	23	48	46	14	48	0
Dykstra, Lenny	0.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Gagne, Greg	0.250	560	140	29	4	6	75	76	12	116	10
Grace, Mark	0.291	423	123	22	2	11	78	67	48	52	10
Magadan, Dave	0.750	4	3	2	1	0	4	4	2	0	0
Milligan, Randy	0.258	360	93	16	5	11	53	66	73	108	12
Orsulak, Joe	0.335	337	113	19	8	5	56	53	31	35	9
Raines, Tim	0.292	578	169	22	9	10	58	122	106	69	47
Tartabull, Danny	0.328	177	58	6	0	18	45	36	36	44	0
Tettleton, Mickey	0.252	417	105	19	0	25	70	81	70	121	6
Thompson, Robby	0.244	209	51	11	5	7	30	32	14	44	3
Whitaker, Lou	0.274	321	88	8	3	13	53	56	57	36	2

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Astley, Rick	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Astley, Rick	139	0.317	0.364	0.547	0.911
Berryhill, Damon	13	0.385	0.467	0.462	0.929
Boggs, Wade	58	0.310	0.365	0.397	0.762
Boone, Bob	35	0.171	0.250	0.286	0.536
Bradley, Phil	8	0.375	0.500	0.625	1.125
Caminiti, Ken	121	0.273	0.318	0.421	0.739
Davis, Eric	161	0.280	0.381	0.627	1.008
Davis, Glenn	147	0.286	0.318	0.728	1.046
Dykstra, Lenny	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Gagne, Greg	178	0.309	0.319	0.461	0.780
Grace, Mark	63	0.286	0.297	0.508	0.805
Magadan, Dave	0	0.000	1.000	0.000	1.000
Milligan, Randy	22	0.136	0.240	0.136	0.376
Orsulak, Joe	44	0.318	0.333	0.364	0.697
Raines, Tim	166	0.247	0.375	0.331	0.706
Tartabull, Danny	135	0.363	0.473	0.785	1.258
Tettleton, Mickey	122	0.254	0.341	0.549	0.890
Thompson, Robby	157	0.274	0.335	0.497	0.832
Whitaker, Lou	35	0.314	0.400	0.686	1.086

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Astley, Rick	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Astley, Rick	101	0.238	0.282	0.515	0.797
Berryhill, Damon	19	0.263	0.263	0.316	0.579
Boggs, Wade	371	0.307	0.414	0.466	0.880
Boone, Bob	65	0.185	0.232	0.262	0.494
Bradley, Phil	4	0.750	0.750	1.000	1.750
Caminiti, Ken	46	0.261	0.292	0.304	0.596
Davis, Eric	419	0.305	0.358	0.604	0.962
Davis, Glenn	57	0.228	0.323	0.474	0.797
Dykstra, Lenny	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Gagne, Greg	382	0.223	0.243	0.296	0.539
Grace, Mark	360	0.292	0.365	0.417	0.782
Magadan, Dave	4	0.750	0.800	1.750	2.550
Milligan, Randy	338	0.266	0.396	0.441	0.837
Orsulak, Joe	293	0.338	0.400	0.502	0.902
Raines, Tim	412	0.311	0.415	0.447	0.862
Tartabull, Danny	42	0.214	0.327	0.286	0.613
Tettleton, Mickey	295	0.251	0.363	0.447	0.810
Thompson, Robby	52	0.154	0.200	0.288	0.488
Whitaker, Lou	286	0.269	0.384	0.409	0.793

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Astley, Rick	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Astley, Rick	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Berryhill, Damon	0.257	334	86	13	0	5	41	37	16	54	1
Boggs, Wade	0.330	621	205	51	7	3	54	113	107	51	2
Boone, Bob	0.274	405	111	13	2	1	43	34	49	37	3
Bradley, Phil	0.277	545	151	23	10	11	55	83	70	103	20
Caminiti, Ken	0.255	585	149	31	3	10	72	71	51	93	4
Davis, Eric	0.281	462	130	14	2	34	101	74	68	116	21
Davis, Glenn	0.269	581	156	26	1	34	89	87	69	123	4
Dykstra, Lenny	0.237	511	121	32	4	7	32	66	60	53	30
Gagne, Greg	0.272	460	125	29	7	9	48	69	17	80	11
Grace, Mark	0.314	510	160	28	3	13	79	74	80	42	14
Magadan, Dave	0.286	374	107	22	3	4	41	47	49	37	1
Milligan, Randy	0.268	365	98	23	5	12	45	56	74	75	9
Orsulak, Joe	0.285	390	111	22	5	7	55	59	41	35	5
Raines, Tim	0.286	517	148	29	6	9	60	76	93	48	41
Tartabull, Danny	0.268	441	118	22	0	18	62	54	69	123	4
Tettleton, Mickey	0.258	411	106	21	2	26	65	72	73	117	3
Thompson, Robby	0.241	547	132	26	11	13	50	91	51	133	12
Whitaker, Lou	0.251	509	128	21	1	28	85	77	89	59	6

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Astley, Rick	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Astley, Rick	250	0.276	0.354	0.452	0.806
Berryhill, Damon	97	0.340	0.359	0.485	0.844
Boggs, Wade	210	0.295	0.377	0.352	0.729
Boone, Bob	97	0.289	0.408	0.330	0.738
Bradley, Phil	192	0.297	0.379	0.531	0.910
Caminiti, Ken	165	0.315	0.363	0.473	0.836
Davis, Eric	156	0.250	0.369	0.481	0.850
Davis, Glenn	146	0.288	0.392	0.616	1.008
Dykstra, Lenny	153	0.222	0.301	0.294	0.595
Gagne, Greg	171	0.292	0.320	0.515	0.835
Grace, Mark	159	0.264	0.343	0.421	0.764
Magadan, Dave	92	0.261	0.327	0.304	0.631
Milligan, Randy	169	0.225	0.351	0.396	0.747
Orsulak, Joe	84	0.202	0.244	0.262	0.506
Raines, Tim	133	0.286	0.389	0.406	0.795
Tartabull, Danny	125	0.312	0.420	0.568	0.988
Tettleton, Mickey	139	0.245	0.342	0.532	0.874
Thompson, Robby	194	0.304	0.378	0.505	0.883
Whitaker, Lou	149	0.188	0.305	0.349	0.654

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Astley, Rick	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Astley, Rick	250	0.276	0.356	0.452	0.808
Berryhill, Damon	237	0.224	0.264	0.283	0.547
Boggs, Wade	411	0.348	0.455	0.499	0.954
Boone, Bob	308	0.269	0.331	0.321	0.652
Bradley, Phil	353	0.266	0.356	0.354	0.710
Caminiti, Ken	420	0.231	0.297	0.329	0.626
Davis, Eric	306	0.297	0.366	0.572	0.938
Davis, Glenn	435	0.262	0.335	0.451	0.786
Dykstra, Lenny	358	0.243	0.325	0.383	0.708
Gagne, Greg	289	0.260	0.284	0.370	0.654
Grace, Mark	351	0.336	0.431	0.473	0.904
Magadan, Dave	282	0.294	0.379	0.422	0.801
Milligan, Randy	196	0.306	0.430	0.510	0.940
Orsulak, Joe	306	0.307	0.378	0.464	0.842
Raines, Tim	384	0.286	0.397	0.422	0.819
Tartabull, Danny	316	0.250	0.348	0.389	0.737
Tettleton, Mickey	272	0.265	0.382	0.496	0.878
Thompson, Robby	353	0.207	0.289	0.343	0.632
Whitaker, Lou	360	0.278	0.383	0.508	0.891

Pitchers

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Candiotti, Tom	4.12	1.37	10	5	0	23	23	142.0	162	65	33	91
DeLeon, Jose	3.37	1.13	19	6	0	32	32	208.1	163	78	72	152
Eckersley, Dennis	2.51	0.66	5	4	24	64	0	89.2	53	25	6	82
Garrelts, Scott	2.94	1.13	19	5	0	34	34	202.0	176	66	53	122
Honeycutt, Rick	3.07	1.27	5	1	2	43	0	44.0	36	15	20	24
Howell, Ken	4.54	1.38	6	4	0	20	20	113.0	103	57	53	98
Jones, Doug	3.44	1.28	2	1	0	36	0	52.1	61	20	6	34
Russell, Jeff	1.72	0.73	7	2	5	71	0	89.0	47	17	18	76
Smith, Bryn	3.17	1.13	20	6	0	33	33	199.0	185	70	40	101
Wells, David	3.56	1.21	4	2	2	63	0	91.0	75	36	35	66
Wetteland, John	5.05	1.68	2	2	1	22	1	41.0	50	23	19	42

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Candiotti, Tom	269	0.283	0.317	0.409	0.726	1.40
DeLeon, Jose	414	0.249	0.322	0.391	0.713	1.43
Eckersley, Dennis	158	0.209	0.217	0.348	0.565	0.84
Garrelts, Scott	366	0.265	0.335	0.429	0.764	1.51
Honeycutt, Rick	46	0.174	0.321	0.370	0.691	1.42
Howell, Ken	226	0.248	0.349	0.376	0.725	1.61
Jones, Doug	118	0.297	0.320	0.466	0.786	1.41
Russell, Jeff	131	0.237	0.301	0.305	0.606	1.26
Smith, Bryn	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000	—
Wells, David	100	0.210	0.292	0.340	0.632	1.25
Wetteland, John	80	0.287	0.341	0.363	0.704	1.58

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Candiotti, Tom	294	0.293	0.332	0.439	0.771	1.51
DeLeon, Jose	350	0.171	0.243	0.309	0.552	0.90
Eckersley, Dennis	158	0.127	0.153	0.297	0.450	0.52
Garrelts, Scott	393	0.201	0.232	0.282	0.514	0.90
Honeycutt, Rick	115	0.243	0.304	0.391	0.695	1.31
Howell, Ken	206	0.228	0.291	0.417	0.708	1.23
Jones, Doug	95	0.274	0.293	0.337	0.630	1.22
Russell, Jeff	170	0.094	0.129	0.218	0.347	0.45
Smith, Bryn	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000	—
Wells, David	241	0.224	0.297	0.295	0.592	1.24
Wetteland, John	87	0.310	0.382	0.575	0.957	1.95

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Candiotti, Tom	3.10	1.18	13	10	0	31	31	206.0	188	71	55	124
DeLeon, Jose	3.05	1.03	16	12	0	36	36	244.2	173	83	80	201
Eckersley, Dennis	1.56	0.61	4	0	33	51	0	57.2	32	10	3	55
Garrelts, Scott	2.28	1.01	14	5	0	30	29	193.1	149	49	46	119
Honeycutt, Rick	2.35	1.07	2	2	12	64	0	76.2	56	20	26	52
Howell, Ken	3.44	1.18	12	12	0	33	32	204.0	155	78	86	164
Jones, Doug	2.34	1.10	7	10	32	59	0	80.2	76	21	13	65
Russell, Jeff	1.98	0.95	6	4	38	71	0	72.2	45	16	24	77
Smith, Bryn	2.84	1.07	10	11	0	33	32	215.2	177	68	54	129
Wells, David	2.40	1.09	7	4	2	54	0	86.1	66	23	28	78
Wetteland, John	3.77	1.12	5	8	1	31	12	102.2	81	43	34	96

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Candiotti, Tom	395	0.246	0.306	0.327	0.633	1.32
DeLeon, Jose	509	0.234	0.312	0.360	0.672	1.35
Eckersley, Dennis	97	0.206	0.218	0.258	0.476	0.82
Garrelts, Scott	377	0.236	0.296	0.353	0.649	1.28
Honeycutt, Rick	90	0.156	0.248	0.200	0.448	0.95
Howell, Ken	413	0.235	0.321	0.341	0.662	1.44
Jones, Doug	160	0.244	0.281	0.369	0.650	1.19
Russell, Jeff	112	0.205	0.289	0.241	0.530	1.18
Smith, Bryn	446	0.215	0.265	0.305	0.570	1.06
Wells, David	78	0.231	0.294	0.346	0.640	1.25
Wetteland, John	193	0.212	0.269	0.295	0.564	1.11

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Candiotti, Tom	383	0.238	0.280	0.311	0.591	1.15
DeLeon, Jose	369	0.146	0.204	0.238	0.442	0.73
Eckersley, Dennis	101	0.119	0.133	0.257	0.390	0.47
Garrelts, Scott	327	0.183	0.211	0.266	0.477	0.81
Honeycutt, Rick	181	0.232	0.291	0.315	0.606	1.25
Howell, Ken	309	0.188	0.264	0.275	0.539	1.06
Jones, Doug	143	0.259	0.276	0.301	0.577	1.16
Russell, Jeff	135	0.163	0.235	0.311	0.546	0.90
Smith, Bryn	348	0.233	0.286	0.374	0.660	1.20
Wells, David	241	0.199	0.261	0.282	0.543	1.07
Wetteland, John	178	0.225	0.296	0.365	0.661	1.28

Mascot

Uniform

League Batting(Simulated 2026)

Tm	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB
FUG	0.276	159	788	743	122
RIC	0.282	209	918	876	132
KES	0.295	213	888	850	77
HUW	0.274	233	744	724	117
IKE	0.290	148	828	778	246
NCW	0.275	128	720	689	98
ORN	0.245	110	554	528	70
PCB	0.247	90	519	489	61

League Pitching(Simulated 2026)

Tm	ERA	K	BB	SV	INN
FUG	4.56	859	433	49	1327.7
RIC	3.50	921	378	37	1328.0
KES	4.06	963	450	28	1293.4
HUW	3.77	1138	486	34	1342.1
IKE	3.66	842	496	46	1354.1
NCW	3.97	1102	430	38	1331.4
ORN	6.19	544	527	15	1291.2
PCB	7.21	706	639	16	1282.2