World League of Baseball 2026

Rick Astleys

91-39

#1 IN LEAGUE

PCT 0.700

Manager: Jeff Burris

In-house attorney who named his team after a British pop star famous for a song from 1987. In-house attorneys review contracts, flag liability, and read the fine print nobody else reads. They're right about it, and nobody thanks them. Has the most wins and is somehow still second - correct in every measurable way and still chasing. His team plays like a well-drafted legal brief: airtight, slightly formal, ultimately successful.

Wins

Losses

0.700

Pct

Rank

814

483

+331

Diff

Streak

Batting Pitching vs League Injuries

Manager

Jeff Burris

RIC

91-39

0.700 · #1

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Schedule

Last 5 Results

Sep 2

@ Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

0-1

Sep 3

@ Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

4-3

Sep 4

@ Knockemstiff Slap Daddies

Sep 6

Sep 7

Next 5 Games

Sep 8

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

upcoming

Sep 9

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

upcoming

Sep 11

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

upcoming

Sep 13

@ Fugging Honey Badgers

upcoming

Sep 14

@ Fugging Honey Badgers

upcoming

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Injured List

Mickey Tettleton

Returns Sep 19

Teams

Batters

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Astley, Rick	0.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Astley, Rick	0.281	221	62	12	0	13	35	36	17	34	7
Berryhill, Damon	0.250	20	5	0	0	0	1	0	0	4	0
Boggs, Wade	0.311	373	116	30	5	6	59	71	68	36	11
Boone, Bob	0.164	61	10	2	0	1	8	4	4	9	0
Bradley, Phil	0.667	6	4	2	0	0	1	4	2	1	1
Caminiti, Ken	0.268	153	41	6	2	2	19	20	7	26	1
Davis, Eric	0.299	505	151	13	2	48	141	102	58	146	12
Davis, Glenn	0.258	178	46	7	0	19	42	40	13	42	0
Dykstra, Lenny	0.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Gagne, Greg	0.253	491	124	26	4	5	69	64	11	92	9
Grace, Mark	0.295	373	110	20	2	9	70	59	42	46	8
Magadan, Dave	1.000	1	1	1	0	0	0	2	1	0	0
Milligan, Randy	0.254	311	79	14	4	7	39	58	64	92	12
Orsulak, Joe	0.339	289	98	16	7	5	49	46	26	29	8
Raines, Tim	0.296	514	152	19	9	8	50	107	88	61	39
Tartabull, Danny	0.325	160	52	5	0	16	40	34	30	38	0
Tettleton, Mickey	0.249	406	101	18	0	24	69	77	68	118	6
Thompson, Robby	0.245	188	46	9	4	6	25	28	12	41	3
Whitaker, Lou	0.288	278	80	8	3	13	48	53	48	28	1

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Astley, Rick	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Astley, Rick	126	0.317	0.365	0.500	0.865
Berryhill, Damon	6	0.333	0.333	0.333	0.666
Boggs, Wade	50	0.340	0.389	0.440	0.829
Boone, Bob	31	0.161	0.206	0.290	0.496
Bradley, Phil	4	0.500	0.667	0.750	1.417
Caminiti, Ken	110	0.273	0.304	0.400	0.704
Davis, Eric	137	0.285	0.393	0.650	1.043
Davis, Glenn	126	0.270	0.308	0.667	0.975
Dykstra, Lenny	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Gagne, Greg	158	0.323	0.329	0.487	0.816
Grace, Mark	56	0.304	0.316	0.500	0.816
Magadan, Dave	0	0.000	1.000	0.000	1.000
Milligan, Randy	14	0.214	0.313	0.214	0.527
Orsulak, Joe	39	0.282	0.286	0.333	0.619
Raines, Tim	149	0.248	0.374	0.322	0.696
Tartabull, Danny	123	0.366	0.456	0.780	1.236
Tettleton, Mickey	113	0.239	0.333	0.522	0.855
Thompson, Robby	143	0.280	0.338	0.490	0.828
Whitaker, Lou	29	0.345	0.424	0.793	1.217

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Astley, Rick	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Astley, Rick	95	0.232	0.279	0.526	0.805
Berryhill, Damon	14	0.214	0.214	0.214	0.428
Boggs, Wade	323	0.307	0.422	0.471	0.893
Boone, Bob	30	0.167	0.219	0.200	0.419
Bradley, Phil	2	1.000	1.000	1.500	2.500
Caminiti, Ken	43	0.256	0.289	0.302	0.591
Davis, Eric	368	0.304	0.361	0.606	0.967
Davis, Glenn	52	0.231	0.322	0.500	0.822
Dykstra, Lenny	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Gagne, Greg	333	0.219	0.243	0.288	0.531
Grace, Mark	317	0.293	0.366	0.420	0.786
Magadan, Dave	1	1.000	1.000	2.000	3.000
Milligan, Randy	297	0.256	0.387	0.401	0.788
Orsulak, Joe	250	0.348	0.410	0.520	0.930
Raines, Tim	365	0.315	0.412	0.452	0.864
Tartabull, Danny	37	0.189	0.318	0.243	0.561
Tettleton, Mickey	293	0.253	0.361	0.451	0.812
Thompson, Robby	45	0.133	0.188	0.244	0.432
Whitaker, Lou	249	0.281	0.389	0.442	0.831

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Astley, Rick	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Astley, Rick	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Berryhill, Damon	0.257	334	86	13	0	5	41	37	16	54	1
Boggs, Wade	0.330	621	205	51	7	3	54	113	107	51	2
Boone, Bob	0.274	405	111	13	2	1	43	34	49	37	3
Bradley, Phil	0.277	545	151	23	10	11	55	83	70	103	20
Caminiti, Ken	0.255	585	149	31	3	10	72	71	51	93	4
Davis, Eric	0.281	462	130	14	2	34	101	74	68	116	21
Davis, Glenn	0.269	581	156	26	1	34	89	87	69	123	4
Dykstra, Lenny	0.237	511	121	32	4	7	32	66	60	53	30
Gagne, Greg	0.272	460	125	29	7	9	48	69	17	80	11
Grace, Mark	0.314	510	160	28	3	13	79	74	80	42	14
Magadan, Dave	0.286	374	107	22	3	4	41	47	49	37	1
Milligan, Randy	0.268	365	98	23	5	12	45	56	74	75	9
Orsulak, Joe	0.285	390	111	22	5	7	55	59	41	35	5
Raines, Tim	0.286	517	148	29	6	9	60	76	93	48	41
Tartabull, Danny	0.268	441	118	22	0	18	62	54	69	123	4
Tettleton, Mickey	0.258	411	106	21	2	26	65	72	73	117	3
Thompson, Robby	0.241	547	132	26	11	13	50	91	51	133	12
Whitaker, Lou	0.251	509	128	21	1	28	85	77	89	59	6

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Astley, Rick	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Astley, Rick	250	0.276	0.354	0.452	0.806
Berryhill, Damon	97	0.340	0.359	0.485	0.844
Boggs, Wade	210	0.295	0.377	0.352	0.729
Boone, Bob	97	0.289	0.408	0.330	0.738
Bradley, Phil	192	0.297	0.379	0.531	0.910
Caminiti, Ken	165	0.315	0.363	0.473	0.836
Davis, Eric	156	0.250	0.369	0.481	0.850
Davis, Glenn	146	0.288	0.392	0.616	1.008
Dykstra, Lenny	153	0.222	0.301	0.294	0.595
Gagne, Greg	171	0.292	0.320	0.515	0.835
Grace, Mark	159	0.264	0.343	0.421	0.764
Magadan, Dave	92	0.261	0.327	0.304	0.631
Milligan, Randy	169	0.225	0.351	0.396	0.747
Orsulak, Joe	84	0.202	0.244	0.262	0.506
Raines, Tim	133	0.286	0.389	0.406	0.795
Tartabull, Danny	125	0.312	0.420	0.568	0.988
Tettleton, Mickey	139	0.245	0.342	0.532	0.874
Thompson, Robby	194	0.304	0.378	0.505	0.883
Whitaker, Lou	149	0.188	0.305	0.349	0.654

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Astley, Rick	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Astley, Rick	250	0.276	0.356	0.452	0.808
Berryhill, Damon	237	0.224	0.264	0.283	0.547
Boggs, Wade	411	0.348	0.455	0.499	0.954
Boone, Bob	308	0.269	0.331	0.321	0.652
Bradley, Phil	353	0.266	0.356	0.354	0.710
Caminiti, Ken	420	0.231	0.297	0.329	0.626
Davis, Eric	306	0.297	0.366	0.572	0.938
Davis, Glenn	435	0.262	0.335	0.451	0.786
Dykstra, Lenny	358	0.243	0.325	0.383	0.708
Gagne, Greg	289	0.260	0.284	0.370	0.654
Grace, Mark	351	0.336	0.431	0.473	0.904
Magadan, Dave	282	0.294	0.379	0.422	0.801
Milligan, Randy	196	0.306	0.430	0.510	0.940
Orsulak, Joe	306	0.307	0.378	0.464	0.842
Raines, Tim	384	0.286	0.397	0.422	0.819
Tartabull, Danny	316	0.250	0.348	0.389	0.737
Tettleton, Mickey	272	0.265	0.382	0.496	0.878
Thompson, Robby	353	0.207	0.289	0.343	0.632
Whitaker, Lou	360	0.278	0.383	0.508	0.891

Pitchers

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Candiotti, Tom	4.15	1.32	8	4	0	19	19	119.1	133	55	25	84
DeLeon, Jose	3.43	1.11	16	5	0	28	28	183.2	142	70	62	136
Eckersley, Dennis	2.19	0.62	5	3	22	52	0	74.0	40	18	6	70
Garrelts, Scott	2.95	1.16	17	4	0	29	29	176.2	157	58	48	110
Honeycutt, Rick	3.53	1.40	4	1	2	37	0	35.2	33	14	17	21
Howell, Ken	4.71	1.37	6	4	0	19	19	107.0	100	56	47	94
Jones, Doug	3.64	1.17	2	1	0	30	0	42.0	44	17	5	28
Russell, Jeff	1.66	0.70	7	1	5	59	0	76.0	38	14	15	69
Smith, Bryn	2.97	1.11	18	5	0	29	29	178.2	162	59	36	89
Wells, David	2.62	1.08	3	1	1	54	0	82.1	60	24	29	60
Wetteland, John	4.50	1.61	2	2	1	19	1	36.0	44	18	14	37

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Candiotti, Tom	222	0.279	0.313	0.410	0.723	1.37
DeLeon, Jose	363	0.245	0.319	0.397	0.716	1.40
Eckersley, Dennis	131	0.168	0.179	0.260	0.439	0.66
Garrelts, Scott	316	0.275	0.346	0.449	0.795	1.60
Honeycutt, Rick	36	0.194	0.326	0.444	0.770	1.45
Howell, Ken	212	0.250	0.340	0.387	0.727	1.55
Jones, Doug	97	0.268	0.290	0.454	0.744	1.23
Russell, Jeff	111	0.225	0.289	0.279	0.568	1.19
Smith, Bryn	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000	—
Wells, David	88	0.170	0.245	0.284	0.529	0.99
Wetteland, John	73	0.274	0.325	0.315	0.640	1.47

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Candiotti, Tom	248	0.286	0.322	0.452	0.774	1.44
DeLeon, Jose	313	0.169	0.238	0.310	0.548	0.88
Eckersley, Dennis	127	0.142	0.174	0.331	0.505	0.61
Garrelts, Scott	350	0.200	0.230	0.280	0.510	0.89
Honeycutt, Rick	99	0.263	0.330	0.424	0.754	1.48
Howell, Ken	200	0.235	0.299	0.430	0.729	1.27
Jones, Doug	69	0.261	0.292	0.319	0.611	1.18
Russell, Jeff	144	0.090	0.126	0.215	0.341	0.44
Smith, Bryn	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000	—
Wells, David	214	0.210	0.284	0.276	0.560	1.15
Wetteland, John	74	0.324	0.381	0.595	0.976	1.92

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Candiotti, Tom	3.10	1.18	13	10	0	31	31	206.0	188	71	55	124
DeLeon, Jose	3.05	1.03	16	12	0	36	36	244.2	173	83	80	201
Eckersley, Dennis	1.56	0.61	4	0	33	51	0	57.2	32	10	3	55
Garrelts, Scott	2.28	1.01	14	5	0	30	29	193.1	149	49	46	119
Honeycutt, Rick	2.35	1.07	2	2	12	64	0	76.2	56	20	26	52
Howell, Ken	3.44	1.18	12	12	0	33	32	204.0	155	78	86	164
Jones, Doug	2.34	1.10	7	10	32	59	0	80.2	76	21	13	65
Russell, Jeff	1.98	0.95	6	4	38	71	0	72.2	45	16	24	77
Smith, Bryn	2.84	1.07	10	11	0	33	32	215.2	177	68	54	129
Wells, David	2.40	1.09	7	4	2	54	0	86.1	66	23	28	78
Wetteland, John	3.77	1.12	5	8	1	31	12	102.2	81	43	34	96

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Candiotti, Tom	395	0.246	0.306	0.327	0.633	1.32
DeLeon, Jose	509	0.234	0.312	0.360	0.672	1.35
Eckersley, Dennis	97	0.206	0.218	0.258	0.476	0.82
Garrelts, Scott	377	0.236	0.296	0.353	0.649	1.28
Honeycutt, Rick	90	0.156	0.248	0.200	0.448	0.95
Howell, Ken	413	0.235	0.321	0.341	0.662	1.44
Jones, Doug	160	0.244	0.281	0.369	0.650	1.19
Russell, Jeff	112	0.205	0.289	0.241	0.530	1.18
Smith, Bryn	446	0.215	0.265	0.305	0.570	1.06
Wells, David	78	0.231	0.294	0.346	0.640	1.25
Wetteland, John	193	0.212	0.269	0.295	0.564	1.11

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Candiotti, Tom	383	0.238	0.280	0.311	0.591	1.15
DeLeon, Jose	369	0.146	0.204	0.238	0.442	0.73
Eckersley, Dennis	101	0.119	0.133	0.257	0.390	0.47
Garrelts, Scott	327	0.183	0.211	0.266	0.477	0.81
Honeycutt, Rick	181	0.232	0.291	0.315	0.606	1.25
Howell, Ken	309	0.188	0.264	0.275	0.539	1.06
Jones, Doug	143	0.259	0.276	0.301	0.577	1.16
Russell, Jeff	135	0.163	0.235	0.311	0.546	0.90
Smith, Bryn	348	0.233	0.286	0.374	0.660	1.20
Wells, David	241	0.199	0.261	0.282	0.543	1.07
Wetteland, John	178	0.225	0.296	0.365	0.661	1.28

Mascot

Uniform

League Batting(Simulated 2026)

Tm	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB
FUG	0.276	142	693	654	105
RIC	0.282	182	812	775	118
KES	0.298	198	808	781	64
HUW	0.276	210	674	652	102
IKE	0.284	136	712	669	211
NCW	0.280	112	668	640	88
ORN	0.245	100	487	463	65
PCB	0.246	83	450	426	52

League Pitching(Simulated 2026)

Tm	ERA	K	BB	SV	INN
FUG	4.65	768	392	43	1172.6
RIC	3.45	831	327	34	1166.6
KES	4.24	850	410	27	1161.9
HUW	3.77	1028	432	32	1205.7
IKE	3.59	732	439	41	1194.4
NCW	4.01	974	374	33	1185.0
ORN	6.16	477	468	13	1143.2
PCB	7.21	618	553	15	1121.9