Iron Knob Explosions
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Manager: Andrew Harris
Children's theater CEO who watches seven-year-olds perform truncated versions of fairy tales for audiences of parents recording vertically on their phones, then decided the correct aesthetic for his franchise was a name that sounds like what happens when a mining operation goes sideways. Looked at Garth Graham naming his team "Fugging" and said "hold my juice box." Has given himself an avatar hitting .600 - wish fulfillment so pure and unabashed it's actually respectable.
Injured List
No active injuries.
Batters
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Clark, Will | 0.288 | 518 | 149 | 19 | 6 | 20 | 93 | 84 | 63 | 110 | 11 |
| Davis, Chili | 0.242 | 364 | 88 | 12 | 1 | 7 | 34 | 46 | 42 | 83 | 4 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 0.348 | 531 | 185 | 30 | 6 | 4 | 86 | 82 | 29 | 29 | 35 |
| Harris, Andrew | 0.541 | 181 | 98 | 21 | 1 | 11 | 35 | 54 | 36 | 41 | 6 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 0.288 | 517 | 149 | 23 | 3 | 17 | 62 | 106 | 96 | 76 | 85 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 0.333 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Manrique, Fred | 0.237 | 38 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 10 | 1 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 0.286 | 161 | 46 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 33 | 31 | 12 | 15 | 3 |
| Murray, Eddie | 0.283 | 53 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 15 | 7 | 2 | 9 | 0 |
| Parker, Dave | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Parrish, Lance | 0.241 | 162 | 39 | 4 | 1 | 11 | 40 | 20 | 11 | 36 | 1 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 0.281 | 463 | 130 | 11 | 3 | 15 | 61 | 68 | 46 | 64 | 14 |
| Santiago, Benito | 0.208 | 307 | 64 | 10 | 0 | 8 | 41 | 31 | 12 | 75 | 8 |
| Sax, Steve | 0.285 | 492 | 140 | 16 | 5 | 5 | 57 | 61 | 30 | 49 | 17 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 0.251 | 434 | 109 | 21 | 2 | 2 | 39 | 63 | 37 | 32 | 14 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 0.221 | 385 | 85 | 12 | 1 | 23 | 69 | 53 | 37 | 87 | 11 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 163 | 0.245 | 0.297 | 0.356 | 0.653 |
| Davis, Chili | 58 | 0.103 | 0.175 | 0.155 | 0.330 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 152 | 0.316 | 0.331 | 0.349 | 0.680 |
| Harris, Andrew | 94 | 0.596 | 0.683 | 0.979 | 1.662 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 139 | 0.273 | 0.386 | 0.345 | 0.731 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 1 | 0.000 | 0.500 | 0.000 | 0.500 |
| Manrique, Fred | 12 | 0.083 | 0.214 | 0.083 | 0.297 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 118 | 0.288 | 0.346 | 0.492 | 0.838 |
| Murray, Eddie | 1 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 104 | 0.250 | 0.298 | 0.596 | 0.894 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 131 | 0.275 | 0.324 | 0.351 | 0.675 |
| Santiago, Benito | 31 | 0.161 | 0.212 | 0.161 | 0.373 |
| Sax, Steve | 152 | 0.349 | 0.398 | 0.434 | 0.832 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 115 | 0.183 | 0.240 | 0.252 | 0.492 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 54 | 0.241 | 0.281 | 0.463 | 0.744 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 355 | 0.307 | 0.392 | 0.513 | 0.905 |
| Davis, Chili | 306 | 0.268 | 0.347 | 0.373 | 0.720 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 379 | 0.361 | 0.399 | 0.491 | 0.890 |
| Harris, Andrew | 87 | 0.483 | 0.541 | 0.713 | 1.254 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 378 | 0.294 | 0.404 | 0.479 | 0.883 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 2 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 1.000 |
| Manrique, Fred | 26 | 0.308 | 0.308 | 0.462 | 0.770 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 43 | 0.279 | 0.295 | 0.512 | 0.807 |
| Murray, Eddie | 52 | 0.288 | 0.315 | 0.577 | 0.892 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 58 | 0.224 | 0.262 | 0.276 | 0.538 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 332 | 0.283 | 0.349 | 0.440 | 0.789 |
| Santiago, Benito | 276 | 0.214 | 0.239 | 0.337 | 0.576 |
| Sax, Steve | 340 | 0.256 | 0.294 | 0.338 | 0.632 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 319 | 0.276 | 0.332 | 0.348 | 0.680 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 331 | 0.218 | 0.288 | 0.432 | 0.720 |
Pitchers
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | ERA | WHIP | W | L | SV | G | GS | INN | H | ER | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 2.83 | 1.11 | 14 | 3 | 0 | 25 | 25 | 168.2 | 157 | 53 | 31 | 78 |
| Brown, Kevin | 3.12 | 1.34 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 26 | 26 | 164.2 | 166 | 57 | 55 | 87 |
| Browning, Tom | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Costello, John | 3.66 | 1.41 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 23 | 0 | 32.0 | 29 | 13 | 16 | 17 |
| Davis, Mark | 2.50 | 1.48 | 1 | 4 | 30 | 54 | 0 | 68.1 | 66 | 19 | 35 | 52 |
| Finley, Chuck | 5.37 | 1.63 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 22 | 22 | 122.1 | 137 | 73 | 63 | 101 |
| Glavine, Tom | 2.25 | 0.96 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 28.0 | 19 | 7 | 8 | 13 |
| Gordon, Tom | 3.20 | 1.31 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 61 | 0 | 81.2 | 61 | 29 | 46 | 80 |
| Heaton, Neal | 6.63 | 1.74 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 41 | 0 | 55.2 | 73 | 41 | 24 | 24 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 3.44 | 1.37 | 14 | 7 | 0 | 27 | 27 | 177.2 | 181 | 68 | 62 | 105 |
| Maddux, Greg | 3.14 | 1.24 | 15 | 4 | 0 | 26 | 26 | 169.0 | 154 | 59 | 55 | 94 |
| Morgan, Mike | 3.62 | 1.09 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 48 | 0 | 79.2 | 72 | 32 | 15 | 32 |
| Stanton, Mike | 4.50 | 1.54 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 53 | 0 | 50.0 | 48 | 25 | 29 | 49 |
Batting line allowed vs LHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 300 | 0.233 | 0.279 | 0.310 | 0.589 | 1.15 |
| Brown, Kevin | 362 | 0.249 | 0.313 | 0.384 | 0.697 | 1.38 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 66 | 0.212 | 0.321 | 0.303 | 0.624 | 1.38 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 60 | 0.217 | 0.390 | 0.283 | 0.673 | 1.79 |
| Glavine, Tom | 12 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.00 |
| Gordon, Tom | 114 | 0.228 | 0.345 | 0.316 | 0.661 | 1.64 |
| Heaton, Neal | 44 | 0.159 | 0.213 | 0.205 | 0.418 | 0.73 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 354 | 0.288 | 0.363 | 0.393 | 0.756 | 1.73 |
| Maddux, Greg | 324 | 0.278 | 0.351 | 0.404 | 0.755 | 1.62 |
| Morgan, Mike | 134 | 0.313 | 0.352 | 0.507 | 0.859 | 1.57 |
| Stanton, Mike | 49 | 0.347 | 0.431 | 0.592 | 1.023 | 2.25 |
Batting line allowed vs RHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 330 | 0.264 | 0.293 | 0.403 | 0.696 | 1.23 |
| Brown, Kevin | 275 | 0.276 | 0.332 | 0.367 | 0.699 | 1.45 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 56 | 0.268 | 0.338 | 0.518 | 0.856 | 1.54 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 417 | 0.297 | 0.366 | 0.465 | 0.831 | 1.76 |
| Glavine, Tom | 89 | 0.213 | 0.278 | 0.360 | 0.638 | 1.16 |
| Gordon, Tom | 179 | 0.196 | 0.291 | 0.296 | 0.587 | 1.23 |
| Heaton, Neal | 191 | 0.346 | 0.414 | 0.586 | 1.000 | 2.11 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 330 | 0.239 | 0.286 | 0.339 | 0.625 | 1.17 |
| Maddux, Greg | 322 | 0.199 | 0.247 | 0.342 | 0.589 | 0.97 |
| Morgan, Mike | 162 | 0.185 | 0.234 | 0.315 | 0.549 | 0.89 |
| Stanton, Mike | 140 | 0.221 | 0.319 | 0.286 | 0.605 | 1.46 |
