Iron Knob Explosions
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Manager: Andrew Harris
Children's theater CEO who watches seven-year-olds perform truncated versions of fairy tales for audiences of parents recording vertically on their phones, then decided the correct aesthetic for his franchise was a name that sounds like what happens when a mining operation goes sideways. Looked at Garth Graham naming his team "Fugging" and said "hold my juice box." Has given himself an avatar hitting .600 - wish fulfillment so pure and unabashed it's actually respectable.
Injured List
No active injuries.
Batters
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Clark, Will | 0.281 | 423 | 119 | 14 | 4 | 16 | 76 | 64 | 45 | 87 | 9 |
| Davis, Chili | 0.230 | 291 | 67 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 25 | 34 | 35 | 73 | 2 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 0.341 | 428 | 146 | 23 | 5 | 2 | 67 | 63 | 21 | 26 | 25 |
| Harris, Andrew | 0.549 | 144 | 79 | 17 | 1 | 9 | 27 | 43 | 31 | 31 | 4 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 0.286 | 416 | 119 | 21 | 3 | 13 | 44 | 83 | 79 | 62 | 72 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 0.333 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Manrique, Fred | 0.161 | 31 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 9 | 1 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 0.287 | 129 | 37 | 4 | 2 | 7 | 24 | 25 | 9 | 14 | 2 |
| Murray, Eddie | 0.267 | 45 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 0 |
| Parker, Dave | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Parrish, Lance | 0.217 | 129 | 28 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 29 | 15 | 8 | 28 | 1 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 0.266 | 376 | 100 | 7 | 3 | 9 | 48 | 51 | 36 | 57 | 11 |
| Santiago, Benito | 0.211 | 247 | 52 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 33 | 24 | 10 | 61 | 6 |
| Sax, Steve | 0.290 | 393 | 114 | 13 | 5 | 3 | 43 | 46 | 23 | 45 | 13 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 0.247 | 348 | 86 | 17 | 2 | 2 | 32 | 46 | 30 | 26 | 10 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 0.215 | 317 | 68 | 10 | 1 | 20 | 56 | 40 | 30 | 76 | 8 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 134 | 0.231 | 0.270 | 0.306 | 0.576 |
| Davis, Chili | 42 | 0.095 | 0.191 | 0.119 | 0.310 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 119 | 0.294 | 0.315 | 0.328 | 0.643 |
| Harris, Andrew | 74 | 0.635 | 0.716 | 0.986 | 1.702 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 110 | 0.264 | 0.377 | 0.355 | 0.732 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 1 | 0.000 | 0.500 | 0.000 | 0.500 |
| Manrique, Fred | 12 | 0.083 | 0.214 | 0.083 | 0.297 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 98 | 0.316 | 0.364 | 0.551 | 0.915 |
| Murray, Eddie | 1 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 81 | 0.210 | 0.267 | 0.506 | 0.773 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 106 | 0.274 | 0.310 | 0.330 | 0.640 |
| Santiago, Benito | 24 | 0.125 | 0.192 | 0.125 | 0.317 |
| Sax, Steve | 119 | 0.395 | 0.447 | 0.496 | 0.943 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 89 | 0.202 | 0.250 | 0.270 | 0.520 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 41 | 0.244 | 0.295 | 0.537 | 0.832 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 289 | 0.304 | 0.382 | 0.512 | 0.894 |
| Davis, Chili | 249 | 0.253 | 0.333 | 0.345 | 0.678 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 309 | 0.359 | 0.390 | 0.472 | 0.862 |
| Harris, Andrew | 70 | 0.457 | 0.531 | 0.743 | 1.274 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 306 | 0.294 | 0.407 | 0.477 | 0.884 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 2 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 1.000 |
| Manrique, Fred | 19 | 0.211 | 0.211 | 0.263 | 0.474 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 31 | 0.194 | 0.219 | 0.387 | 0.606 |
| Murray, Eddie | 44 | 0.273 | 0.304 | 0.545 | 0.849 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 48 | 0.229 | 0.245 | 0.292 | 0.537 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 270 | 0.263 | 0.333 | 0.389 | 0.722 |
| Santiago, Benito | 223 | 0.220 | 0.245 | 0.332 | 0.577 |
| Sax, Steve | 274 | 0.245 | 0.275 | 0.318 | 0.593 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 259 | 0.263 | 0.321 | 0.344 | 0.665 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 276 | 0.210 | 0.279 | 0.428 | 0.707 |
Pitchers
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | ERA | WHIP | W | L | SV | G | GS | INN | H | ER | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 2.70 | 1.08 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 20 | 20 | 136.2 | 127 | 41 | 20 | 61 |
| Brown, Kevin | 3.08 | 1.31 | 12 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 21 | 137.1 | 133 | 47 | 47 | 77 |
| Browning, Tom | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Costello, John | 4.62 | 1.50 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 0 | 25.1 | 25 | 13 | 13 | 14 |
| Davis, Mark | 2.60 | 1.54 | 0 | 3 | 26 | 45 | 0 | 55.1 | 57 | 16 | 28 | 42 |
| Finley, Chuck | 5.38 | 1.72 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 17 | 17 | 92.0 | 110 | 55 | 48 | 75 |
| Glavine, Tom | 2.25 | 0.96 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 28.0 | 19 | 7 | 8 | 13 |
| Gordon, Tom | 3.08 | 1.27 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 50 | 0 | 64.1 | 45 | 22 | 37 | 65 |
| Heaton, Neal | 7.25 | 1.70 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 31 | 0 | 44.2 | 58 | 36 | 18 | 20 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 3.09 | 1.35 | 12 | 5 | 0 | 22 | 22 | 148.1 | 147 | 51 | 53 | 87 |
| Maddux, Greg | 3.31 | 1.27 | 11 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 21 | 130.1 | 119 | 48 | 47 | 72 |
| Morgan, Mike | 3.27 | 1.05 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 38 | 0 | 66.0 | 55 | 24 | 14 | 24 |
| Stanton, Mike | 4.03 | 1.41 | 3 | 7 | 3 | 47 | 0 | 44.2 | 39 | 20 | 24 | 45 |
Batting line allowed vs LHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 249 | 0.249 | 0.289 | 0.337 | 0.626 | 1.20 |
| Brown, Kevin | 301 | 0.249 | 0.317 | 0.392 | 0.709 | 1.41 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 47 | 0.213 | 0.309 | 0.340 | 0.649 | 1.38 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 47 | 0.255 | 0.417 | 0.340 | 0.757 | 1.97 |
| Glavine, Tom | 12 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.00 |
| Gordon, Tom | 80 | 0.213 | 0.350 | 0.300 | 0.650 | 1.67 |
| Heaton, Neal | 40 | 0.175 | 0.233 | 0.225 | 0.458 | 0.82 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 301 | 0.289 | 0.368 | 0.395 | 0.763 | 1.75 |
| Maddux, Greg | 254 | 0.287 | 0.368 | 0.429 | 0.797 | 1.74 |
| Morgan, Mike | 105 | 0.305 | 0.348 | 0.505 | 0.853 | 1.56 |
| Stanton, Mike | 45 | 0.311 | 0.396 | 0.511 | 0.907 | 1.94 |
Batting line allowed vs RHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 262 | 0.248 | 0.270 | 0.382 | 0.652 | 1.10 |
| Brown, Kevin | 225 | 0.258 | 0.311 | 0.360 | 0.671 | 1.33 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 50 | 0.300 | 0.373 | 0.580 | 0.953 | 1.80 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 318 | 0.308 | 0.377 | 0.453 | 0.830 | 1.84 |
| Glavine, Tom | 89 | 0.213 | 0.278 | 0.360 | 0.638 | 1.16 |
| Gordon, Tom | 147 | 0.190 | 0.283 | 0.293 | 0.576 | 1.18 |
| Heaton, Neal | 148 | 0.345 | 0.410 | 0.588 | 0.998 | 2.07 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 262 | 0.229 | 0.278 | 0.324 | 0.602 | 1.11 |
| Maddux, Greg | 247 | 0.186 | 0.236 | 0.332 | 0.568 | 0.91 |
| Morgan, Mike | 135 | 0.170 | 0.224 | 0.274 | 0.498 | 0.83 |
| Stanton, Mike | 119 | 0.210 | 0.305 | 0.286 | 0.591 | 1.37 |
