Iron Knob Explosions
100-49
Manager: Andrew Harris
Children's theater CEO who watches seven-year-olds perform truncated versions of fairy tales for audiences of parents recording vertically on their phones, then decided the correct aesthetic for his franchise was a name that sounds like what happens when a mining operation goes sideways. Looked at Garth Graham naming his team "Fugging" and said "hold my juice box." Has given himself an avatar hitting .600 - wish fulfillment so pure and unabashed it's actually respectable.
Injured List
Ozzie Smith
Returns Oct 2
Batters
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Clark, Will | 0.299 | 585 | 175 | 28 | 7 | 20 | 102 | 101 | 72 | 126 | 13 |
| Davis, Chili | 0.264 | 420 | 111 | 16 | 1 | 7 | 45 | 54 | 48 | 95 | 6 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 0.350 | 600 | 210 | 32 | 6 | 4 | 97 | 95 | 34 | 30 | 41 |
| Harris, Andrew | 0.559 | 202 | 113 | 26 | 1 | 13 | 41 | 62 | 43 | 45 | 7 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 0.285 | 593 | 169 | 28 | 3 | 17 | 72 | 123 | 106 | 90 | 97 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 0.333 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Manrique, Fred | 0.225 | 40 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 10 | 1 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 0.282 | 181 | 51 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 36 | 33 | 12 | 15 | 4 |
| Murray, Eddie | 0.254 | 59 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 15 | 7 | 2 | 10 | 0 |
| Parker, Dave | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Parrish, Lance | 0.227 | 176 | 40 | 4 | 1 | 11 | 41 | 21 | 12 | 40 | 1 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 0.281 | 531 | 149 | 18 | 3 | 17 | 75 | 76 | 48 | 73 | 15 |
| Santiago, Benito | 0.241 | 361 | 87 | 13 | 0 | 12 | 54 | 43 | 13 | 87 | 13 |
| Sax, Steve | 0.285 | 562 | 160 | 18 | 5 | 5 | 67 | 75 | 37 | 55 | 19 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 0.271 | 495 | 134 | 26 | 3 | 2 | 43 | 68 | 42 | 37 | 14 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 0.227 | 440 | 100 | 13 | 1 | 27 | 86 | 63 | 43 | 96 | 14 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 182 | 0.253 | 0.306 | 0.368 | 0.674 |
| Davis, Chili | 65 | 0.123 | 0.197 | 0.169 | 0.366 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 168 | 0.321 | 0.347 | 0.351 | 0.698 |
| Harris, Andrew | 107 | 0.598 | 0.686 | 1.019 | 1.705 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 161 | 0.280 | 0.376 | 0.348 | 0.724 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 1 | 0.000 | 0.500 | 0.000 | 0.500 |
| Manrique, Fred | 14 | 0.071 | 0.188 | 0.071 | 0.259 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 135 | 0.281 | 0.333 | 0.459 | 0.792 |
| Murray, Eddie | 2 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 117 | 0.222 | 0.273 | 0.530 | 0.803 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 151 | 0.258 | 0.302 | 0.331 | 0.633 |
| Santiago, Benito | 34 | 0.206 | 0.270 | 0.206 | 0.476 |
| Sax, Steve | 171 | 0.327 | 0.380 | 0.409 | 0.789 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 132 | 0.212 | 0.259 | 0.288 | 0.547 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 62 | 0.242 | 0.277 | 0.484 | 0.761 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 403 | 0.320 | 0.403 | 0.521 | 0.924 |
| Davis, Chili | 355 | 0.290 | 0.365 | 0.392 | 0.757 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 432 | 0.361 | 0.396 | 0.479 | 0.875 |
| Harris, Andrew | 95 | 0.516 | 0.578 | 0.747 | 1.325 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 432 | 0.287 | 0.398 | 0.458 | 0.856 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 2 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 1.000 |
| Manrique, Fred | 26 | 0.308 | 0.333 | 0.462 | 0.795 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 46 | 0.283 | 0.298 | 0.522 | 0.820 |
| Murray, Eddie | 57 | 0.263 | 0.288 | 0.526 | 0.814 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 59 | 0.237 | 0.274 | 0.288 | 0.562 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 380 | 0.289 | 0.351 | 0.458 | 0.809 |
| Santiago, Benito | 327 | 0.245 | 0.265 | 0.394 | 0.659 |
| Sax, Steve | 391 | 0.266 | 0.307 | 0.340 | 0.647 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 363 | 0.292 | 0.349 | 0.369 | 0.718 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 378 | 0.225 | 0.296 | 0.439 | 0.735 |
Pitchers
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | ERA | WHIP | W | L | SV | G | GS | INN | H | ER | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 3.12 | 1.15 | 14 | 6 | 0 | 29 | 29 | 196.1 | 187 | 68 | 38 | 91 |
| Brown, Kevin | 3.43 | 1.38 | 16 | 4 | 0 | 29 | 29 | 181.0 | 186 | 69 | 63 | 93 |
| Browning, Tom | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Costello, John | 3.35 | 1.27 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 27 | 0 | 37.2 | 32 | 14 | 16 | 21 |
| Davis, Mark | 2.41 | 1.42 | 2 | 4 | 34 | 63 | 0 | 78.1 | 72 | 21 | 39 | 64 |
| Finley, Chuck | 4.84 | 1.52 | 13 | 8 | 0 | 26 | 26 | 152.1 | 157 | 82 | 74 | 129 |
| Glavine, Tom | 2.25 | 0.96 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 28.0 | 19 | 7 | 8 | 13 |
| Gordon, Tom | 3.10 | 1.30 | 5 | 2 | 6 | 71 | 0 | 90.0 | 68 | 31 | 49 | 86 |
| Heaton, Neal | 6.86 | 1.71 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 44 | 0 | 59.0 | 76 | 45 | 25 | 25 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 3.47 | 1.33 | 14 | 7 | 0 | 30 | 30 | 194.1 | 194 | 75 | 64 | 114 |
| Maddux, Greg | 3.52 | 1.31 | 17 | 4 | 0 | 30 | 30 | 191.2 | 184 | 75 | 68 | 109 |
| Morgan, Mike | 3.34 | 1.09 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 55 | 0 | 91.2 | 82 | 34 | 18 | 36 |
| Stanton, Mike | 4.79 | 1.49 | 5 | 8 | 3 | 60 | 0 | 56.1 | 50 | 30 | 34 | 61 |
Batting line allowed vs LHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 355 | 0.231 | 0.274 | 0.310 | 0.584 | 1.12 |
| Brown, Kevin | 400 | 0.250 | 0.315 | 0.385 | 0.700 | 1.39 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 77 | 0.195 | 0.289 | 0.273 | 0.562 | 1.21 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 68 | 0.206 | 0.375 | 0.265 | 0.640 | 1.72 |
| Glavine, Tom | 12 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.00 |
| Gordon, Tom | 129 | 0.233 | 0.342 | 0.310 | 0.652 | 1.61 |
| Heaton, Neal | 46 | 0.174 | 0.224 | 0.283 | 0.507 | 0.79 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 384 | 0.292 | 0.365 | 0.404 | 0.769 | 1.73 |
| Maddux, Greg | 369 | 0.293 | 0.371 | 0.417 | 0.788 | 1.76 |
| Morgan, Mike | 157 | 0.312 | 0.349 | 0.490 | 0.839 | 1.56 |
| Stanton, Mike | 57 | 0.316 | 0.412 | 0.526 | 0.938 | 2.08 |
Batting line allowed vs RHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 382 | 0.275 | 0.310 | 0.421 | 0.731 | 1.33 |
| Brown, Kevin | 304 | 0.283 | 0.341 | 0.375 | 0.716 | 1.51 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 65 | 0.262 | 0.333 | 0.477 | 0.810 | 1.44 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 513 | 0.279 | 0.348 | 0.446 | 0.794 | 1.62 |
| Glavine, Tom | 89 | 0.213 | 0.278 | 0.360 | 0.638 | 1.16 |
| Gordon, Tom | 194 | 0.196 | 0.291 | 0.304 | 0.595 | 1.23 |
| Heaton, Neal | 199 | 0.342 | 0.410 | 0.578 | 0.988 | 2.08 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 361 | 0.227 | 0.271 | 0.327 | 0.598 | 1.09 |
| Maddux, Greg | 366 | 0.208 | 0.259 | 0.344 | 0.603 | 1.02 |
| Morgan, Mike | 181 | 0.182 | 0.235 | 0.304 | 0.539 | 0.89 |
| Stanton, Mike | 152 | 0.211 | 0.315 | 0.270 | 0.585 | 1.43 |
