Iron Knob Explosions
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Manager: Andrew Harris
Children's theater CEO who watches seven-year-olds perform truncated versions of fairy tales for audiences of parents recording vertically on their phones, then decided the correct aesthetic for his franchise was a name that sounds like what happens when a mining operation goes sideways. Looked at Garth Graham naming his team "Fugging" and said "hold my juice box." Has given himself an avatar hitting .600 - wish fulfillment so pure and unabashed it's actually respectable.
Injured List
No active injuries.
Batters
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Clark, Will | 0.306 | 604 | 185 | 29 | 7 | 20 | 105 | 102 | 74 | 127 | 14 |
| Davis, Chili | 0.264 | 435 | 115 | 17 | 1 | 7 | 45 | 56 | 49 | 99 | 6 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 0.346 | 615 | 213 | 33 | 6 | 4 | 99 | 98 | 37 | 31 | 42 |
| Harris, Andrew | 0.556 | 205 | 114 | 26 | 1 | 13 | 41 | 63 | 46 | 46 | 7 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 0.283 | 611 | 173 | 29 | 3 | 17 | 72 | 128 | 109 | 93 | 102 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 0.333 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Manrique, Fred | 0.233 | 43 | 10 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 11 | 1 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 0.273 | 187 | 51 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 36 | 34 | 12 | 16 | 5 |
| Murray, Eddie | 0.246 | 61 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 15 | 7 | 2 | 10 | 0 |
| Parker, Dave | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Parrish, Lance | 0.228 | 180 | 41 | 4 | 1 | 11 | 41 | 21 | 12 | 41 | 1 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 0.280 | 547 | 153 | 18 | 3 | 18 | 79 | 77 | 48 | 75 | 15 |
| Santiago, Benito | 0.241 | 373 | 90 | 13 | 0 | 12 | 55 | 43 | 13 | 90 | 14 |
| Sax, Steve | 0.276 | 579 | 160 | 18 | 5 | 5 | 69 | 75 | 38 | 56 | 19 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 0.269 | 506 | 136 | 26 | 3 | 2 | 43 | 69 | 42 | 38 | 16 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 0.221 | 453 | 100 | 13 | 1 | 27 | 88 | 63 | 44 | 99 | 14 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 187 | 0.257 | 0.308 | 0.369 | 0.677 |
| Davis, Chili | 65 | 0.123 | 0.197 | 0.169 | 0.366 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 170 | 0.324 | 0.359 | 0.359 | 0.718 |
| Harris, Andrew | 110 | 0.591 | 0.683 | 1.000 | 1.683 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 165 | 0.279 | 0.376 | 0.345 | 0.721 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 1 | 0.000 | 0.500 | 0.000 | 0.500 |
| Manrique, Fred | 14 | 0.071 | 0.188 | 0.071 | 0.259 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 140 | 0.271 | 0.322 | 0.443 | 0.765 |
| Murray, Eddie | 2 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 121 | 0.223 | 0.273 | 0.521 | 0.794 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 155 | 0.265 | 0.307 | 0.335 | 0.642 |
| Santiago, Benito | 34 | 0.206 | 0.270 | 0.206 | 0.476 |
| Sax, Steve | 175 | 0.320 | 0.372 | 0.400 | 0.772 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 135 | 0.207 | 0.253 | 0.281 | 0.534 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 62 | 0.242 | 0.277 | 0.484 | 0.761 |
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Clark, Will | 417 | 0.329 | 0.411 | 0.525 | 0.936 |
| Davis, Chili | 370 | 0.289 | 0.363 | 0.389 | 0.752 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 445 | 0.355 | 0.390 | 0.470 | 0.860 |
| Harris, Andrew | 95 | 0.516 | 0.582 | 0.747 | 1.329 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 446 | 0.285 | 0.396 | 0.453 | 0.849 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 2 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 0.500 | 1.000 |
| Manrique, Fred | 29 | 0.310 | 0.333 | 0.448 | 0.781 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 47 | 0.277 | 0.292 | 0.511 | 0.803 |
| Murray, Eddie | 59 | 0.254 | 0.279 | 0.508 | 0.787 |
| Parker, Dave | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 |
| Parrish, Lance | 59 | 0.237 | 0.274 | 0.288 | 0.562 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 392 | 0.286 | 0.346 | 0.457 | 0.803 |
| Santiago, Benito | 339 | 0.245 | 0.264 | 0.389 | 0.653 |
| Sax, Steve | 404 | 0.257 | 0.299 | 0.329 | 0.628 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 371 | 0.291 | 0.347 | 0.367 | 0.714 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 391 | 0.217 | 0.288 | 0.425 | 0.713 |
Pitchers
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | ERA | WHIP | W | L | SV | G | GS | INN | H | ER | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 2.98 | 1.13 | 15 | 6 | 0 | 30 | 30 | 205.1 | 192 | 68 | 41 | 95 |
| Brown, Kevin | 3.49 | 1.39 | 16 | 5 | 0 | 30 | 30 | 188.0 | 196 | 73 | 65 | 96 |
| Browning, Tom | 0.00 | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Costello, John | 3.35 | 1.27 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 27 | 0 | 37.2 | 32 | 14 | 16 | 21 |
| Davis, Mark | 2.37 | 1.42 | 2 | 4 | 36 | 65 | 0 | 79.2 | 73 | 21 | 40 | 65 |
| Finley, Chuck | 4.69 | 1.51 | 13 | 8 | 0 | 27 | 27 | 159.1 | 160 | 83 | 80 | 132 |
| Glavine, Tom | 2.25 | 0.96 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 28.0 | 19 | 7 | 8 | 13 |
| Gordon, Tom | 3.03 | 1.28 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 73 | 0 | 92.0 | 68 | 31 | 50 | 88 |
| Heaton, Neal | 6.86 | 1.71 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 44 | 0 | 59.0 | 76 | 45 | 25 | 25 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 3.37 | 1.31 | 15 | 7 | 0 | 31 | 31 | 203.0 | 200 | 76 | 66 | 122 |
| Maddux, Greg | 3.60 | 1.32 | 17 | 5 | 0 | 31 | 31 | 197.2 | 191 | 79 | 69 | 110 |
| Morgan, Mike | 3.34 | 1.09 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 55 | 0 | 91.2 | 82 | 34 | 18 | 36 |
| Stanton, Mike | 4.55 | 1.42 | 5 | 8 | 3 | 62 | 0 | 59.1 | 50 | 30 | 34 | 65 |
Batting line allowed vs LHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 366 | 0.232 | 0.276 | 0.309 | 0.585 | 1.13 |
| Brown, Kevin | 420 | 0.255 | 0.318 | 0.386 | 0.704 | 1.41 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 77 | 0.195 | 0.289 | 0.273 | 0.562 | 1.21 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 70 | 0.200 | 0.376 | 0.257 | 0.633 | 1.77 |
| Glavine, Tom | 12 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.00 |
| Gordon, Tom | 130 | 0.231 | 0.344 | 0.308 | 0.652 | 1.62 |
| Heaton, Neal | 46 | 0.174 | 0.224 | 0.283 | 0.507 | 0.79 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 405 | 0.284 | 0.357 | 0.390 | 0.747 | 1.68 |
| Maddux, Greg | 377 | 0.294 | 0.371 | 0.416 | 0.787 | 1.76 |
| Morgan, Mike | 157 | 0.312 | 0.349 | 0.490 | 0.839 | 1.56 |
| Stanton, Mike | 58 | 0.310 | 0.406 | 0.517 | 0.923 | 2.03 |
Batting line allowed vs RHB
| Player | AB | AVG | OBP | SLG | OPS | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 400 | 0.268 | 0.307 | 0.407 | 0.714 | 1.30 |
| Brown, Kevin | 312 | 0.285 | 0.344 | 0.375 | 0.719 | 1.53 |
| Browning, Tom | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Costello, John | 65 | 0.262 | 0.333 | 0.477 | 0.810 | 1.44 |
| Davis, Mark | 0 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | 0.000 | — |
| Finley, Chuck | 533 | 0.274 | 0.346 | 0.435 | 0.781 | 1.60 |
| Glavine, Tom | 89 | 0.213 | 0.278 | 0.360 | 0.638 | 1.16 |
| Gordon, Tom | 198 | 0.192 | 0.286 | 0.298 | 0.584 | 1.20 |
| Heaton, Neal | 199 | 0.342 | 0.410 | 0.578 | 0.988 | 2.08 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 372 | 0.228 | 0.271 | 0.328 | 0.599 | 1.09 |
| Maddux, Greg | 382 | 0.209 | 0.260 | 0.356 | 0.616 | 1.03 |
| Morgan, Mike | 181 | 0.182 | 0.235 | 0.304 | 0.539 | 0.89 |
| Stanton, Mike | 159 | 0.201 | 0.303 | 0.258 | 0.561 | 1.35 |
