Iron Knob Explosions
23-14
Manager: Andrew Harris
Children's theater CEO who watches seven-year-olds perform truncated versions of fairy tales for audiences of parents recording vertically on their phones, then decided the correct aesthetic for his franchise was a name that sounds like what happens when a mining operation goes sideways. Looked at Garth Graham naming his team "Fugging" and said "hold my juice box." Has given himself an avatar hitting .600 - wish fulfillment so pure and unabashed it's actually respectable.
Injured List
Tony Gwynn
Returns May 20
Bert Blyleven
Returns May 23
Batters
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Clark, Will | 0.287 | 143 | 41 | 4 | 0 | 7 | 25 | 20 | 18 | 21 | 2 |
| Davis, Chili | 0.262 | 84 | 22 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 12 | 11 | 17 | 1 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 0.295 | 146 | 43 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 22 | 18 | 7 | 7 | 5 |
| Harris, Andrew | 0.600 | 55 | 33 | 7 | 0 | 4 | 9 | 17 | 11 | 10 | 1 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 0.265 | 147 | 39 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 13 | 28 | 24 | 20 | 19 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 0.333 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| Manrique, Fred | 0.273 | 11 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 0.279 | 61 | 17 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 12 | 5 | 7 | 1 |
| Murray, Eddie | 0.444 | 18 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| Parker, Dave | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Parrish, Lance | 0.170 | 47 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 8 | 1 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 0.264 | 129 | 34 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 11 | 11 | 16 | 3 |
| Santiago, Benito | 0.259 | 81 | 21 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 15 | 11 | 4 | 14 | 3 |
| Sax, Steve | 0.270 | 137 | 37 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 11 | 17 | 8 | 12 | 2 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 0.197 | 122 | 24 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 16 | 13 | 7 | 4 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 0.216 | 97 | 21 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 15 | 12 | 10 | 22 | 4 |
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Clark, Will | 0.212 | 52 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 0 |
| Davis, Chili | 0.214 | 14 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 0.327 | 52 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| Harris, Andrew | 0.686 | 35 | 24 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 0 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 0.273 | 55 | 15 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 0.000 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| Manrique, Fred | 0.000 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 0.326 | 46 | 15 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| Murray, Eddie | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Parker, Dave | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Parrish, Lance | 0.162 | 37 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 0.320 | 50 | 16 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 0 |
| Santiago, Benito | 0.182 | 11 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| Sax, Steve | 0.375 | 56 | 21 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 0.119 | 42 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 0.125 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| Player | AVG | AB | H | 2B | 3B | HR | RBI | R | BB | K | SB |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Farm Harris, Andrew | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Clark, Will | 0.330 | 91 | 30 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 20 | 0 | 14 | 13 | 0 |
| Davis, Chili | 0.271 | 70 | 19 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 8 | 0 | 11 | 13 | 0 |
| Fernandez, Tony | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gwynn, Tony | 0.277 | 94 | 26 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 14 | 0 | 5 | 5 | 0 |
| Harris, Andrew | 0.450 | 20 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 |
| Henderson, Rickey | 0.261 | 92 | 24 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 11 | 0 | 20 | 17 | 0 |
| Jefferies, Gregg | 0.500 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Manrique, Fred | 0.333 | 9 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| McReynolds, Kevin | 0.133 | 15 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 0 |
| Murray, Eddie | 0.444 | 18 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| Parker, Dave | 0.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Parrish, Lance | 0.200 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 |
| Pendleton, Terry | 0.228 | 79 | 18 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 9 | 12 | 0 |
| Santiago, Benito | 0.271 | 70 | 19 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 14 | 0 | 3 | 11 | 0 |
| Sax, Steve | 0.198 | 81 | 16 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 8 | 0 |
| Smith, Ozzie | 0.237 | 80 | 19 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
| Strawberry, Darryl | 0.225 | 89 | 20 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 15 | 0 | 8 | 21 | 0 |
Pitchers
Simulated 2026
Real Life 1989
| Player | ERA | W | L | SV | G | GS | INN | H | ER | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 3.50 | 2 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 46.1 | 46 | 18 | 7 | 16 |
| Brown, Kevin | 2.96 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 48.2 | 37 | 16 | 20 | 27 |
| Browning, Tom | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Costello, John | 4.91 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 7.1 | 8 | 4 | 6 | 1 |
| Davis, Mark | 2.60 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 13 | 0 | 17.1 | 16 | 5 | 6 | 12 |
| Finley, Chuck | 5.24 | 2 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 8 | 44.2 | 49 | 26 | 22 | 39 |
| Glavine, Tom | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gordon, Tom | 3.94 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 0 | 16.0 | 14 | 7 | 12 | 21 |
| Heaton, Neal | 6.43 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 0 | 14.0 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 7 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 1.11 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 8 | 65.0 | 52 | 8 | 17 | 38 |
| Maddux, Greg | 3.32 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 7 | 40.2 | 37 | 15 | 12 | 23 |
| Morgan, Mike | 1.80 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 0 | 25.0 | 17 | 5 | 4 | 5 |
| Stanton, Mike | 6.75 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 15 | 0 | 13.1 | 13 | 10 | 5 | 16 |
Batting line allowed vs LHB
| Player | AVG | OBP | SLG | AB | H | HR | RBI | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 0.294 | 0.326 | 0.412 | 85 | 25 | 3 | 8 | 4 | 10 |
| Brown, Kevin | 0.204 | 0.301 | 0.333 | 108 | 22 | 4 | 7 | 15 | 9 |
| Browning, Tom | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Costello, John | 0.250 | 0.412 | 0.500 | 12 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 |
| Davis, Mark | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Finley, Chuck | 0.185 | 0.371 | 0.333 | 27 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 7 | 4 |
| Glavine, Tom | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gordon, Tom | 0.240 | 0.406 | 0.320 | 25 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 6 |
| Heaton, Neal | 0.083 | 0.083 | 0.083 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 0.293 | 0.358 | 0.382 | 123 | 36 | 2 | 5 | 13 | 14 |
| Maddux, Greg | 0.284 | 0.354 | 0.405 | 74 | 21 | 3 | 6 | 7 | 6 |
| Morgan, Mike | 0.333 | 0.371 | 0.576 | 33 | 11 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
| Stanton, Mike | 0.375 | 0.474 | 0.625 | 16 | 6 | 0 | 6 | 3 | 4 |
Batting line allowed vs RHB
| Player | AVG | OBP | SLG | AB | H | HR | RBI | BB | K |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blyleven, Bert | 0.244 | 0.275 | 0.384 | 86 | 21 | 3 | 11 | 3 | 6 |
| Brown, Kevin | 0.214 | 0.273 | 0.343 | 70 | 15 | 2 | 10 | 5 | 18 |
| Browning, Tom | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Costello, John | 0.313 | 0.400 | 0.375 | 16 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| Davis, Mark | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Finley, Chuck | 0.297 | 0.365 | 0.412 | 148 | 44 | 2 | 16 | 15 | 35 |
| Glavine, Tom | .000 | .000 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Gordon, Tom | 0.216 | 0.310 | 0.378 | 37 | 8 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 15 |
| Heaton, Neal | 0.326 | 0.396 | 0.605 | 43 | 14 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
| Hershiser, Orel | 0.140 | 0.169 | 0.167 | 114 | 16 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 24 |
| Maddux, Greg | 0.193 | 0.242 | 0.410 | 83 | 16 | 5 | 9 | 5 | 17 |
| Morgan, Mike | 0.105 | 0.150 | 0.158 | 57 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 |
| Stanton, Mike | 0.194 | 0.231 | 0.361 | 36 | 7 | 2 | 4 | 2 | 12 |