World League of Baseball 2026

Knockemstiff Slap Daddys

99-55

#3 IN LEAGUE

5.0 GB

PCT 0.643

Manager: Brett Houlberg

Veterinarian who, after years of performing emergency procedures on animals who cannot describe their symptoms, staying late when everyone else went home, and explaining difficult prognoses to families not ready to hear them, named his team the Knockemstiff Slap Daddys. A vet's relationship with late-night disappointment is different from other people's. He's been there before. It still stings.

Wins

Losses

0.643

Pct

Rank

933

686

+247

Diff

Streak

Batting Pitching vs League Injuries

Manager

Brett Houlberg

KES

99-55

0.643 · #3

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Schedule

Last 5 Results

Oct 2

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

2-3

Oct 3

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

Oct 4

Oct 5

Oct 6

Next 5 Games

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Injured List

No active injuries.

Teams

Batters

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0.271	70	19	2	0	2	7	10	5	13	1
Bonilla, Bobby	0.339	513	174	32	14	29	114	116	54	79	3
Eisenreich, Jim	0.329	395	130	28	8	5	50	70	19	33	10
Galarraga, Andres	0.355	124	44	14	0	6	19	25	10	36	2
Greenwell, Mike	0.235	324	76	11	0	6	38	35	21	23	6
Guerrero, Pedro	0.306	297	91	20	0	11	56	46	35	55	2
Guillen, Ozzie	0.258	295	76	6	6	4	42	30	5	33	14
Heath, Mike	0.362	105	38	5	1	3	18	12	4	10	0
Houlberg, Brett	0.227	110	25	9	1	3	19	16	7	19	2
Kruk, John	0.125	24	3	0	0	1	1	3	2	7	1
Larkin, Gene	0.317	120	38	8	1	2	18	21	11	7	1
McGriff, Fred	0.273	455	124	20	0	34	97	88	96	100	6
Mitchell, Kevin	0.296	585	173	34	3	60	153	117	55	143	1
Molitor, Paul	0.287	652	187	33	1	10	62	106	51	78	26
O'Neill, Paul	0.293	519	152	19	3	21	75	100	48	61	13
Phillips, Tony	0.276	87	24	6	1	0	4	9	10	12	1
Scioscia, Mike	0.289	460	133	23	2	9	67	53	37	32	2
Thon, Dickie	0.252	202	51	6	0	5	25	27	14	37	0

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	16	0.313	0.353	0.313	0.666
Bonilla, Bobby	64	0.281	0.324	0.547	0.871
Eisenreich, Jim	116	0.388	0.403	0.483	0.886
Galarraga, Andres	104	0.394	0.452	0.692	1.144
Greenwell, Mike	22	0.091	0.125	0.091	0.216
Guerrero, Pedro	112	0.357	0.430	0.607	1.037
Guillen, Ozzie	56	0.196	0.193	0.304	0.497
Heath, Mike	80	0.412	0.430	0.600	1.030
Houlberg, Brett	80	0.237	0.274	0.475	0.749
Kruk, John	3	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	97	0.371	0.435	0.526	0.961
McGriff, Fred	57	0.281	0.411	0.456	0.867
Mitchell, Kevin	128	0.266	0.345	0.586	0.931
Molitor, Paul	140	0.207	0.317	0.293	0.610
O'Neill, Paul	56	0.161	0.238	0.500	0.738
Phillips, Tony	49	0.306	0.346	0.408	0.754
Scioscia, Mike	71	0.282	0.307	0.465	0.772
Thon, Dickie	48	0.313	0.365	0.375	0.740

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	54	0.259	0.310	0.407	0.717
Bonilla, Bobby	449	0.347	0.402	0.637	1.039
Eisenreich, Jim	279	0.305	0.338	0.477	0.815
Galarraga, Andres	20	0.150	0.150	0.200	0.350
Greenwell, Mike	302	0.245	0.293	0.341	0.634
Guerrero, Pedro	185	0.276	0.346	0.411	0.757
Guillen, Ozzie	239	0.272	0.290	0.372	0.662
Heath, Mike	25	0.200	0.222	0.240	0.462
Houlberg, Brett	30	0.200	0.273	0.233	0.506
Kruk, John	21	0.143	0.217	0.286	0.503
Larkin, Gene	23	0.087	0.120	0.130	0.250
McGriff, Fred	398	0.271	0.393	0.553	0.946
Mitchell, Kevin	457	0.304	0.358	0.696	1.054
Molitor, Paul	512	0.309	0.346	0.412	0.758
O'Neill, Paul	463	0.309	0.369	0.458	0.827
Phillips, Tony	38	0.237	0.348	0.316	0.664
Scioscia, Mike	389	0.290	0.350	0.396	0.746
Thon, Dickie	154	0.234	0.277	0.351	0.628

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bonilla, Bobby	0.281	616	173	37	10	24	86	96	76	93	8
Eisenreich, Jim	0.293	475	139	33	7	9	59	64	37	44	27
Galarraga, Andres	0.257	572	147	30	1	23	85	76	48	158	12
Greenwell, Mike	0.308	578	178	36	0	14	95	87	56	44	13
Guerrero, Pedro	0.311	570	177	42	1	17	117	60	79	84	2
Guillen, Ozzie	0.253	597	151	20	8	1	54	63	15	48	36
Heath, Mike	0.263	396	104	16	2	10	43	38	24	71	7
Houlberg, Brett	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Kruk, John	0.300	357	107	13	6	8	44	53	44	53	3
Larkin, Gene	0.267	446	119	25	1	6	46	61	54	57	5
McGriff, Fred	0.269	551	148	27	3	36	92	98	119	132	7
Mitchell, Kevin	0.291	543	158	34	6	47	125	100	87	115	3
Molitor, Paul	0.315	615	194	35	4	11	56	84	64	67	28
O'Neill, Paul	0.276	428	118	24	2	15	74	49	46	64	20
Phillips, Tony	0.262	451	118	15	6	4	47	48	58	66	3
Scioscia, Mike	0.250	408	102	16	0	10	44	40	52	29	0
Thon, Dickie	0.271	435	118	18	4	15	60	45	33	81	6

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	221	0.226	0.310	0.389	0.699
Eisenreich, Jim	107	0.336	0.360	0.430	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	174	0.385	0.449	0.672	1.121
Greenwell, Mike	202	0.272	0.295	0.332	0.627
Guerrero, Pedro	218	0.317	0.402	0.505	0.907
Guillen, Ozzie	209	0.254	0.264	0.292	0.556
Heath, Mike	161	0.317	0.360	0.472	0.832
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.354	0.452	0.806
Kruk, John	101	0.267	0.315	0.327	0.642
Larkin, Gene	156	0.365	0.436	0.474	0.910
McGriff, Fred	189	0.254	0.360	0.376	0.736
Mitchell, Kevin	171	0.304	0.426	0.725	1.151
Molitor, Paul	157	0.325	0.413	0.484	0.897
O'Neill, Paul	152	0.178	0.246	0.303	0.549
Phillips, Tony	139	0.259	0.364	0.360	0.724
Scioscia, Mike	100	0.230	0.300	0.330	0.630
Thon, Dickie	176	0.273	0.328	0.443	0.771

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	395	0.311	0.386	0.547	0.933
Eisenreich, Jim	368	0.280	0.336	0.454	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	398	0.201	0.273	0.329	0.602
Greenwell, Mike	376	0.327	0.406	0.503	0.909
Guerrero, Pedro	352	0.307	0.384	0.460	0.844
Guillen, Ozzie	388	0.253	0.273	0.332	0.605
Heath, Mike	235	0.226	0.273	0.332	0.605
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.356	0.452	0.808
Kruk, John	256	0.313	0.395	0.480	0.875
Larkin, Gene	290	0.214	0.308	0.310	0.618
McGriff, Fred	362	0.276	0.419	0.602	1.021
Mitchell, Kevin	372	0.285	0.369	0.594	0.963
Molitor, Paul	458	0.312	0.366	0.424	0.790
O'Neill, Paul	276	0.330	0.399	0.525	0.924
Phillips, Tony	312	0.263	0.336	0.343	0.679
Scioscia, Mike	308	0.256	0.350	0.373	0.723
Thon, Dickie	259	0.270	0.315	0.429	0.744

Pitchers

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	4.33	1.22	3	3	13	33	0	35.1	27	17	16	25
Burns, Todd	2.29	1.07	10	2	8	78	0	129.2	98	33	41	64
Darwin, Danny	3.62	1.35	6	2	0	45	0	77.0	76	31	28	66
Dibble, Rob	2.58	1.13	5	3	1	54	0	69.2	56	20	23	85
Fernandez, Sid	4.13	1.25	15	9	0	32	32	183.0	157	84	72	129
Howell, Jay	3.25	1.33	2	0	0	27	0	36.0	39	13	9	25
Kipper, Bob	2.76	1.14	5	3	6	50	0	58.2	40	18	27	40
Lefferts, Craig	4.24	1.09	2	2	0	32	0	46.2	41	22	10	24
Myers, Randy	2.84	1.35	2	2	0	27	0	44.1	39	14	21	40
Perez, Pascual	4.51	1.29	13	5	0	28	28	161.2	182	81	27	101
Ryan, Nolan	3.42	1.19	17	6	0	29	29	192.1	141	73	88	233
Scott, Mike	4.97	1.57	3	2	0	18	9	67.0	78	37	27	51
Smiley, John	5.25	1.41	12	9	0	27	27	173.0	199	101	45	100
Smoltz, John	4.66	1.48	10	9	0	32	27	162.1	178	84	63	127
Stieb, Dave	3.98	1.62	0	0	1	9	2	20.1	18	9	15	11

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	59	0.153	0.275	0.288	0.563	1.14
Burns, Todd	207	0.184	0.243	0.251	0.494	0.99
Darwin, Danny	150	0.280	0.333	0.393	0.726	1.56
Dibble, Rob	132	0.242	0.322	0.333	0.655	1.44
Dibble, Rob	32	0.188	0.325	0.313	0.638	1.50
Fernandez, Sid	104	0.163	0.248	0.202	0.450	0.93
Howell, Jay	53	0.170	0.290	0.170	0.460	1.23
Kipper, Bob	46	0.152	0.231	0.196	0.427	0.92
Lefferts, Craig	43	0.140	0.140	0.209	0.349	0.49
Myers, Randy	53	0.226	0.300	0.283	0.583	1.32
Myers, Randy	4	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.00
Perez, Pascual	338	0.269	0.303	0.447	0.750	1.30
Ryan, Nolan	357	0.171	0.267	0.280	0.547	1.08
Scott, Mike	128	0.344	0.387	0.461	0.848	1.89
Smiley, John	93	0.258	0.300	0.333	0.633	1.22
Smoltz, John	330	0.270	0.341	0.409	0.750	1.56
Stieb, Dave	45	0.244	0.386	0.356	0.742	1.94

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	71	0.254	0.312	0.394	0.706	1.36
Burns, Todd	269	0.223	0.289	0.294	0.583	1.19
Darwin, Danny	151	0.225	0.298	0.391	0.689	1.23
Dibble, Rob	122	0.197	0.261	0.246	0.507	0.95
Dibble, Rob	47	0.170	0.235	0.255	0.490	0.85
Fernandez, Sid	595	0.235	0.308	0.415	0.723	1.33
Howell, Jay	91	0.330	0.323	0.516	0.839	1.48
Kipper, Bob	167	0.198	0.288	0.437	0.725	1.23
Lefferts, Craig	135	0.259	0.315	0.496	0.811	1.35
Myers, Randy	113	0.239	0.328	0.442	0.770	1.47
Myers, Randy	30	0.233	0.324	0.667	0.991	1.43
Perez, Pascual	313	0.291	0.331	0.425	0.756	1.38
Ryan, Nolan	349	0.229	0.324	0.393	0.717	1.36
Scott, Mike	146	0.233	0.325	0.390	0.715	1.39
Smiley, John	606	0.289	0.332	0.493	0.825	1.50
Smoltz, John	320	0.278	0.332	0.481	0.813	1.51
Stieb, Dave	31	0.226	0.314	0.290	0.604	1.38

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	2.87	1.12	3	7	23	68	0	84.2	56	27	39	58
Burns, Todd	2.24	0.98	6	5	8	50	2	96.1	66	24	28	49
Darwin, Danny	2.36	1.02	11	4	7	68	0	122.0	92	32	33	104
Dibble, Rob	2.09	1.02	10	5	2	74	0	99.0	62	23	39	141
Fernandez, Sid	2.83	1.06	14	5	0	35	32	219.1	157	69	75	198
Howell, Jay	1.58	1.03	5	3	28	56	0	79.2	60	14	22	55
Kipper, Bob	2.93	1.06	3	4	4	52	0	83.0	55	27	33	58
Lefferts, Craig	2.69	1.07	2	4	20	70	0	107.0	93	32	22	71
Myers, Randy	2.35	1.21	7	4	24	65	0	84.1	62	22	40	88
Perez, Pascual	3.31	1.12	9	13	0	33	28	198.1	178	73	45	152
Ryan, Nolan	3.20	1.09	16	10	0	32	32	239.1	162	85	98	301
Scott, Mike	3.10	1.06	20	10	0	33	32	229.0	180	79	62	172
Smiley, John	2.81	1.09	12	8	0	28	28	205.1	174	64	49	123
Smoltz, John	2.94	1.12	12	11	0	29	29	208.0	160	68	72	168
Stieb, Dave	3.35	1.16	17	8	0	33	33	206.2	164	77	76	101

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	164	0.201	0.314	0.372	0.686	1.37
Burns, Todd	134	0.172	0.250	0.231	0.481	1.00
Darwin, Danny	240	0.246	0.295	0.329	0.624	1.26
Dibble, Rob	172	0.186	0.286	0.256	0.542	1.22
Fernandez, Sid	117	0.197	0.258	0.299	0.557	1.02
Howell, Jay	159	0.208	0.282	0.270	0.552	1.19
Kipper, Bob	94	0.170	0.257	0.277	0.534	1.04
Lefferts, Craig	85	0.200	0.227	0.282	0.509	0.88
Myers, Randy	73	0.164	0.244	0.315	0.559	0.98
Perez, Pascual	414	0.237	0.290	0.362	0.652	1.22
Ryan, Nolan	446	0.177	0.261	0.262	0.523	1.06
Scott, Mike	482	0.247	0.298	0.392	0.690	1.28
Smiley, John	103	0.243	0.291	0.320	0.611	1.19
Smoltz, John	454	0.214	0.289	0.317	0.606	1.21
Stieb, Dave	387	0.248	0.319	0.346	0.665	1.38

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	133	0.173	0.238	0.278	0.516	0.95
Burns, Todd	203	0.212	0.265	0.286	0.551	1.07
Darwin, Danny	194	0.170	0.236	0.268	0.504	0.91
Dibble, Rob	180	0.167	0.236	0.244	0.480	0.88
Fernandez, Sid	677	0.198	0.273	0.340	0.613	1.10
Howell, Jay	125	0.216	0.244	0.312	0.556	0.98
Kipper, Bob	199	0.196	0.272	0.342	0.614	1.14
Lefferts, Craig	314	0.242	0.284	0.401	0.685	1.20
Myers, Randy	228	0.219	0.314	0.307	0.621	1.38
Perez, Pascual	337	0.237	0.273	0.356	0.629	1.11
Ryan, Nolan	421	0.197	0.289	0.304	0.593	1.15
Scott, Mike	366	0.167	0.227	0.281	0.508	0.86
Smiley, John	667	0.223	0.271	0.354	0.625	1.11
Smoltz, John	302	0.209	0.266	0.321	0.587	1.10
Stieb, Dave	361	0.188	0.283	0.283	0.566	1.09

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League Batting(Simulated 2026)

Tm	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB
FUG	0.277	167	814	768	128
RIC	0.280	210	943	898	138
KES	0.295	221	925	886	88
HUW	0.274	245	774	754	122
IKE	0.288	149	843	792	257
NCW	0.275	132	746	713	100
ORN	0.247	114	581	553	76
PCB	0.247	95	542	512	64

League Pitching(Simulated 2026)

Tm	ERA	K	BB	SV	INN
FUG	4.51	890	441	50	1371.0
RIC	3.54	962	395	39	1388.1
KES	4.05	996	468	28	1340.2
HUW	3.79	1186	503	36	1397.7
IKE	3.61	868	512	48	1398.1
NCW	3.95	1148	460	40	1391.1
ORN	6.08	576	541	16	1343.5
PCB	7.17	731	664	17	1333.9