World League of Baseball 2026

Knockemstiff Slap Daddys

69-39

#3 IN LEAGUE

7.5 GB

PCT 0.639

Manager: Brett Houlberg

Veterinarian who, after years of performing emergency procedures on animals who cannot describe their symptoms, staying late when everyone else went home, and explaining difficult prognoses to families not ready to hear them, named his team the Knockemstiff Slap Daddys. A vet's relationship with late-night disappointment is different from other people's. He's been there before. It still stings.

Wins

Losses

0.639

Pct

Rank

669

506

+163

Diff

Streak

Batting Pitching vs League Injuries

Manager

Brett Houlberg

KES

69-39

0.639 · #3

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Schedule

Last 5 Results

Aug 2

@ Panama City Beach Hurricanes

8-0

Aug 3

@ Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

4-6

Aug 5

@ Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

Aug 6

Aug 7

Next 5 Games

Aug 8

vs Rick Astleys

upcoming

Aug 9

vs Rick Astleys

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Aug 10

vs Rick Astleys

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Aug 11

vs Rick Astleys

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Aug 13

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

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Injured List

No active injuries.

Teams

Batters

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0.271	70	19	2	0	2	7	10	5	13	1
Bonilla, Bobby	0.366	344	126	25	12	23	85	83	42	48	2
Eisenreich, Jim	0.330	221	73	13	3	3	32	35	9	15	6
Galarraga, Andres	0.354	96	34	9	0	5	15	19	6	27	2
Guerrero, Pedro	0.313	259	81	17	0	10	50	40	31	47	0
Guillen, Ozzie	0.250	160	40	4	4	3	27	17	2	21	5
Heath, Mike	0.366	82	30	4	1	2	15	11	3	7	0
Houlberg, Brett	0.270	74	20	6	1	3	12	11	4	11	0
Kruk, John	0.000	4	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Larkin, Gene	0.277	94	26	6	0	2	14	15	10	5	0
McGriff, Fred	0.266	304	81	12	0	24	68	61	70	66	3
Mitchell, Kevin	0.298	416	124	23	3	41	106	81	36	103	1
Molitor, Paul	0.284	461	131	27	1	8	45	76	37	59	17
O'Neill, Paul	0.313	355	111	12	3	17	55	77	41	41	8
Phillips, Tony	0.283	53	15	4	1	0	3	6	7	7	0
Scioscia, Mike	0.293	314	92	15	2	6	41	35	25	18	1
Sierra, Ruben	0.293	440	129	18	15	15	53	74	25	72	3
Thon, Dickie	0.252	202	51	6	0	5	25	27	14	37	0

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	16	0.313	0.353	0.313	0.666
Bonilla, Bobby	42	0.286	0.340	0.548	0.888
Eisenreich, Jim	69	0.435	0.443	0.551	0.994
Galarraga, Andres	78	0.397	0.440	0.692	1.132
Guerrero, Pedro	85	0.365	0.450	0.624	1.074
Guillen, Ozzie	35	0.200	0.194	0.286	0.480
Heath, Mike	62	0.419	0.433	0.613	1.046
Houlberg, Brett	52	0.308	0.345	0.635	0.980
Kruk, John	2	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	73	0.342	0.415	0.507	0.922
McGriff, Fred	39	0.333	0.460	0.513	0.973
Mitchell, Kevin	95	0.284	0.358	0.632	0.990
Molitor, Paul	103	0.204	0.323	0.320	0.643
O'Neill, Paul	43	0.209	0.292	0.651	0.943
Phillips, Tony	21	0.333	0.391	0.476	0.867
Scioscia, Mike	44	0.341	0.348	0.636	0.984
Sierra, Ruben	114	0.333	0.361	0.482	0.843
Thon, Dickie	48	0.313	0.365	0.375	0.740

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	54	0.259	0.310	0.407	0.717
Bonilla, Bobby	302	0.377	0.435	0.732	1.167
Eisenreich, Jim	152	0.283	0.315	0.414	0.729
Galarraga, Andres	18	0.167	0.167	0.222	0.389
Guerrero, Pedro	174	0.287	0.351	0.431	0.782
Guillen, Ozzie	125	0.264	0.281	0.408	0.689
Heath, Mike	20	0.200	0.227	0.200	0.427
Houlberg, Brett	22	0.182	0.217	0.182	0.399
Kruk, John	2	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	21	0.048	0.087	0.048	0.135
McGriff, Fred	265	0.257	0.391	0.547	0.938
Mitchell, Kevin	321	0.302	0.349	0.673	1.022
Molitor, Paul	358	0.307	0.345	0.422	0.767
O'Neill, Paul	312	0.327	0.399	0.487	0.886
Phillips, Tony	32	0.250	0.351	0.344	0.695
Scioscia, Mike	270	0.285	0.349	0.374	0.723
Sierra, Ruben	326	0.279	0.320	0.512	0.832
Thon, Dickie	154	0.234	0.277	0.351	0.628

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bonilla, Bobby	0.281	616	173	37	10	24	86	96	76	93	8
Eisenreich, Jim	0.293	475	139	33	7	9	59	64	37	44	27
Galarraga, Andres	0.257	572	147	30	1	23	85	76	48	158	12
Guerrero, Pedro	0.311	570	177	42	1	17	117	60	79	84	2
Guillen, Ozzie	0.253	597	151	20	8	1	54	63	15	48	36
Heath, Mike	0.263	396	104	16	2	10	43	38	24	71	7
Houlberg, Brett	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Kruk, John	0.300	357	107	13	6	8	44	53	44	53	3
Larkin, Gene	0.267	446	119	25	1	6	46	61	54	57	5
McGriff, Fred	0.269	551	148	27	3	36	92	98	119	132	7
Mitchell, Kevin	0.291	543	158	34	6	47	125	100	87	115	3
Molitor, Paul	0.315	615	194	35	4	11	56	84	64	67	28
O'Neill, Paul	0.276	428	118	24	2	15	74	49	46	64	20
Phillips, Tony	0.262	451	118	15	6	4	47	48	58	66	3
Scioscia, Mike	0.250	408	102	16	0	10	44	40	52	29	0
Sierra, Ruben	0.306	634	194	35	14	29	119	101	43	82	8
Thon, Dickie	0.271	435	118	18	4	15	60	45	33	81	6

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	221	0.226	0.310	0.389	0.699
Eisenreich, Jim	107	0.336	0.360	0.430	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	174	0.385	0.449	0.672	1.121
Guerrero, Pedro	218	0.317	0.402	0.505	0.907
Guillen, Ozzie	209	0.254	0.264	0.292	0.556
Heath, Mike	161	0.317	0.360	0.472	0.832
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.354	0.452	0.806
Kruk, John	101	0.267	0.315	0.327	0.642
Larkin, Gene	156	0.365	0.436	0.474	0.910
McGriff, Fred	189	0.254	0.360	0.376	0.736
Mitchell, Kevin	171	0.304	0.426	0.725	1.151
Molitor, Paul	157	0.325	0.413	0.484	0.897
O'Neill, Paul	152	0.178	0.246	0.303	0.549
Phillips, Tony	139	0.259	0.364	0.360	0.724
Scioscia, Mike	100	0.230	0.300	0.330	0.630
Sierra, Ruben	205	0.341	0.378	0.600	0.978
Thon, Dickie	176	0.273	0.328	0.443	0.771

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	395	0.311	0.386	0.547	0.933
Eisenreich, Jim	368	0.280	0.336	0.454	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	398	0.201	0.273	0.329	0.602
Guerrero, Pedro	352	0.307	0.384	0.460	0.844
Guillen, Ozzie	388	0.253	0.273	0.332	0.605
Heath, Mike	235	0.226	0.273	0.332	0.605
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.356	0.452	0.808
Kruk, John	256	0.313	0.395	0.480	0.875
Larkin, Gene	290	0.214	0.308	0.310	0.618
McGriff, Fred	362	0.276	0.419	0.602	1.021
Mitchell, Kevin	372	0.285	0.369	0.594	0.963
Molitor, Paul	458	0.312	0.366	0.424	0.790
O'Neill, Paul	276	0.330	0.399	0.525	0.924
Phillips, Tony	312	0.263	0.336	0.343	0.679
Scioscia, Mike	308	0.256	0.350	0.373	0.723
Sierra, Ruben	429	0.289	0.332	0.515	0.847
Thon, Dickie	259	0.270	0.315	0.429	0.744

Pitchers

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	3.51	1.13	2	2	12	24	0	25.2	20	10	9	17
Burns, Todd	1.91	1.07	9	1	7	57	0	89.1	68	19	28	40
Darwin, Danny	3.28	1.26	5	2	0	35	0	60.1	57	22	19	52
Fernandez, Sid	4.25	1.31	11	6	0	23	23	131.1	121	62	51	93
Howell, Jay	3.66	1.50	1	0	0	24	0	32.0	39	13	9	18
Kipper, Bob	2.74	1.15	4	3	6	40	0	46.0	30	14	23	37
Lefferts, Craig	4.15	1.06	2	1	0	30	0	43.1	37	20	9	22
Perez, Pascual	4.56	1.32	9	4	0	19	19	108.2	124	55	19	63
Ryan, Nolan	3.92	1.34	10	5	0	20	20	124.0	106	54	60	153
Scott, Mike	5.67	1.72	1	2	0	16	7	54.0	72	34	21	42
Smiley, John	5.46	1.40	9	6	0	19	19	123.2	143	75	30	78
Smoltz, John	5.09	1.63	6	7	0	23	18	106.0	123	60	50	80
Stieb, Dave	3.98	1.62	0	0	1	9	2	20.1	18	9	15	11

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	43	0.163	0.250	0.326	0.576	1.00
Burns, Todd	150	0.180	0.226	0.220	0.446	0.90
Darwin, Danny	117	0.265	0.310	0.393	0.703	1.40
Fernandez, Sid	77	0.195	0.267	0.234	0.501	1.02
Howell, Jay	49	0.184	0.310	0.184	0.494	1.35
Kipper, Bob	36	0.139	0.220	0.167	0.387	0.87
Lefferts, Craig	36	0.139	0.139	0.222	0.361	0.48
Perez, Pascual	227	0.273	0.308	0.463	0.771	1.33
Ryan, Nolan	248	0.214	0.304	0.355	0.659	1.29
Scott, Mike	108	0.380	0.417	0.519	0.936	2.15
Smiley, John	69	0.261	0.307	0.348	0.655	1.24
Smoltz, John	206	0.277	0.359	0.408	0.767	1.69
Stieb, Dave	45	0.244	0.386	0.356	0.742	1.94

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	51	0.255	0.309	0.333	0.642	1.34
Burns, Todd	179	0.229	0.302	0.307	0.609	1.28
Darwin, Danny	116	0.224	0.295	0.353	0.648	1.20
Fernandez, Sid	435	0.244	0.315	0.414	0.729	1.38
Howell, Jay	83	0.361	0.353	0.566	0.919	1.70
Kipper, Bob	130	0.192	0.291	0.408	0.699	1.26
Lefferts, Craig	128	0.250	0.304	0.477	0.781	1.28
Perez, Pascual	214	0.290	0.333	0.435	0.768	1.38
Ryan, Nolan	221	0.240	0.333	0.394	0.727	1.46
Scott, Mike	120	0.258	0.341	0.425	0.766	1.52
Smiley, John	429	0.291	0.331	0.492	0.823	1.50
Smoltz, John	226	0.292	0.356	0.522	0.878	1.67
Stieb, Dave	31	0.226	0.314	0.290	0.604	1.38

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	2.87	1.12	3	7	23	68	0	84.2	56	27	39	58
Burns, Todd	2.24	0.98	6	5	8	50	2	96.1	66	24	28	49
Darwin, Danny	2.36	1.02	11	4	7	68	0	122.0	92	32	33	104
Fernandez, Sid	2.83	1.06	14	5	0	35	32	219.1	157	69	75	198
Howell, Jay	1.58	1.03	5	3	28	56	0	79.2	60	14	22	55
Kipper, Bob	2.93	1.06	3	4	4	52	0	83.0	55	27	33	58
Lefferts, Craig	2.69	1.07	2	4	20	70	0	107.0	93	32	22	71
Perez, Pascual	3.31	1.12	9	13	0	33	28	198.1	178	73	45	152
Ryan, Nolan	3.20	1.09	16	10	0	32	32	239.1	162	85	98	301
Scott, Mike	3.10	1.06	20	10	0	33	32	229.0	180	79	62	172
Smiley, John	2.81	1.09	12	8	0	28	28	205.1	174	64	49	123
Smoltz, John	2.94	1.12	12	11	0	29	29	208.0	160	68	72	168
Stieb, Dave	3.35	1.16	17	8	0	33	33	206.2	164	77	76	101

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	164	0.201	0.314	0.372	0.686	1.37
Burns, Todd	134	0.172	0.250	0.231	0.481	1.00
Darwin, Danny	240	0.246	0.295	0.329	0.624	1.26
Fernandez, Sid	117	0.197	0.258	0.299	0.557	1.02
Howell, Jay	159	0.208	0.282	0.270	0.552	1.19
Kipper, Bob	94	0.170	0.257	0.277	0.534	1.04
Lefferts, Craig	85	0.200	0.227	0.282	0.509	0.88
Perez, Pascual	414	0.237	0.290	0.362	0.652	1.22
Ryan, Nolan	446	0.177	0.261	0.262	0.523	1.06
Scott, Mike	482	0.247	0.298	0.392	0.690	1.28
Smiley, John	103	0.243	0.291	0.320	0.611	1.19
Smoltz, John	454	0.214	0.289	0.317	0.606	1.21
Stieb, Dave	387	0.248	0.319	0.346	0.665	1.38

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	133	0.173	0.238	0.278	0.516	0.95
Burns, Todd	203	0.212	0.265	0.286	0.551	1.07
Darwin, Danny	194	0.170	0.236	0.268	0.504	0.91
Fernandez, Sid	677	0.198	0.273	0.340	0.613	1.10
Howell, Jay	125	0.216	0.244	0.312	0.556	0.98
Kipper, Bob	199	0.196	0.272	0.342	0.614	1.14
Lefferts, Craig	314	0.242	0.284	0.401	0.685	1.20
Perez, Pascual	337	0.237	0.273	0.356	0.629	1.11
Ryan, Nolan	421	0.197	0.289	0.304	0.593	1.15
Scott, Mike	366	0.167	0.227	0.281	0.508	0.86
Smiley, John	667	0.223	0.271	0.354	0.625	1.11
Smoltz, John	302	0.209	0.266	0.321	0.587	1.10
Stieb, Dave	361	0.188	0.283	0.283	0.566	1.09

Mascot

Uniform

League Batting(Simulated 2026)

Tm	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB
FUG	0.282	119	584	554	67
RIC	0.287	150	679	645	99
KES	0.300	169	678	653	49
HUW	0.272	165	533	516	79
IKE	0.278	103	544	517	165
NCW	0.281	89	549	524	66
ORN	0.242	84	398	376	49
PCB	0.249	65	356	339	44

League Pitching(Simulated 2026)

Tm	ERA	K	BB	SV	INN
FUG	4.83	620	322	39	945.1
RIC	3.38	678	273	27	942.5
KES	4.18	706	343	26	962.1
HUW	3.76	822	359	25	962.4
IKE	3.53	595	357	33	970.2
NCW	4.11	764	285	28	943.9
ORN	6.24	380	367	9	928.6
PCB	7.30	499	442	12	900.6