World League of Baseball 2026

Knockemstiff Slap Daddys

82-49

#3 IN LEAGUE

9.5 GB

PCT 0.626

Manager: Brett Houlberg

Veterinarian who, after years of performing emergency procedures on animals who cannot describe their symptoms, staying late when everyone else went home, and explaining difficult prognoses to families not ready to hear them, named his team the Knockemstiff Slap Daddys. A vet's relationship with late-night disappointment is different from other people's. He's been there before. It still stings.

Wins

Losses

0.626

Pct

Rank

811

616

+195

Diff

Streak

Batting Pitching vs League Injuries

Manager

Brett Houlberg

KES

82-49

0.626 · #3

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Schedule

Last 5 Results

Aug 30

Sep 1

Sep 2

Sep 3

Sep 4

Next 5 Games

Sep 8

vs Huanca Wankers

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Sep 9

vs Huanca Wankers

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Sep 11

vs Huanca Wankers

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Sep 13

@ Oak Ridge Nukes

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Sep 14

@ Oak Ridge Nukes

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Injured List

No active injuries.

Teams

Batters

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0.271	70	19	2	0	2	7	10	5	13	1
Bonilla, Bobby	0.343	434	149	27	13	28	101	101	49	65	3
Eisenreich, Jim	0.353	309	109	22	7	5	47	56	11	25	7
Galarraga, Andres	0.355	107	38	10	0	6	16	21	7	29	2
Greenwell, Mike	0.235	324	76	11	0	6	38	35	21	23	6
Guerrero, Pedro	0.300	273	82	18	0	10	51	40	35	52	0
Guillen, Ozzie	0.251	227	57	6	5	4	36	23	5	25	9
Heath, Mike	0.355	93	33	5	1	2	16	11	3	8	0
Houlberg, Brett	0.244	86	21	6	1	3	13	13	6	15	1
Kruk, John	0.000	10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0
Larkin, Gene	0.287	101	29	6	0	2	14	18	11	7	1
McGriff, Fred	0.280	386	108	17	0	31	87	80	84	84	3
Mitchell, Kevin	0.289	499	144	26	3	48	125	98	48	121	1
Molitor, Paul	0.294	555	163	30	1	9	57	89	44	70	21
O'Neill, Paul	0.311	444	138	16	3	20	68	93	43	52	11
Phillips, Tony	0.290	69	20	5	1	0	3	7	9	11	0
Scioscia, Mike	0.296	392	116	21	2	7	56	45	30	24	1
Thon, Dickie	0.252	202	51	6	0	5	25	27	14	37	0

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	16	0.313	0.353	0.313	0.666
Bonilla, Bobby	57	0.263	0.318	0.561	0.879
Eisenreich, Jim	87	0.448	0.455	0.552	1.007
Galarraga, Andres	89	0.393	0.438	0.697	1.135
Greenwell, Mike	22	0.091	0.125	0.091	0.216
Guerrero, Pedro	95	0.337	0.423	0.579	1.002
Guillen, Ozzie	44	0.227	0.222	0.364	0.586
Heath, Mike	69	0.406	0.419	0.580	0.999
Houlberg, Brett	62	0.274	0.318	0.548	0.866
Kruk, John	2	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	80	0.350	0.422	0.500	0.922
McGriff, Fred	51	0.275	0.415	0.471	0.886
Mitchell, Kevin	112	0.277	0.357	0.616	0.973
Molitor, Paul	117	0.205	0.319	0.308	0.627
O'Neill, Paul	51	0.176	0.263	0.549	0.812
Phillips, Tony	33	0.333	0.371	0.455	0.826
Scioscia, Mike	55	0.309	0.339	0.545	0.884
Thon, Dickie	48	0.313	0.365	0.375	0.740

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	54	0.259	0.310	0.407	0.717
Bonilla, Bobby	377	0.355	0.413	0.674	1.087
Eisenreich, Jim	222	0.315	0.340	0.505	0.845
Galarraga, Andres	18	0.167	0.167	0.222	0.389
Greenwell, Mike	302	0.245	0.293	0.341	0.634
Guerrero, Pedro	178	0.281	0.353	0.421	0.774
Guillen, Ozzie	183	0.257	0.280	0.377	0.657
Heath, Mike	24	0.208	0.231	0.250	0.481
Houlberg, Brett	24	0.167	0.231	0.167	0.398
Kruk, John	8	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	21	0.048	0.087	0.048	0.135
McGriff, Fred	335	0.281	0.403	0.579	0.982
Mitchell, Kevin	387	0.292	0.349	0.649	0.998
Molitor, Paul	438	0.317	0.354	0.425	0.779
O'Neill, Paul	393	0.328	0.390	0.489	0.879
Phillips, Tony	36	0.250	0.372	0.333	0.705
Scioscia, Mike	337	0.294	0.350	0.392	0.742
Thon, Dickie	154	0.234	0.277	0.351	0.628

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bonilla, Bobby	0.281	616	173	37	10	24	86	96	76	93	8
Eisenreich, Jim	0.293	475	139	33	7	9	59	64	37	44	27
Galarraga, Andres	0.257	572	147	30	1	23	85	76	48	158	12
Greenwell, Mike	0.308	578	178	36	0	14	95	87	56	44	13
Guerrero, Pedro	0.311	570	177	42	1	17	117	60	79	84	2
Guillen, Ozzie	0.253	597	151	20	8	1	54	63	15	48	36
Heath, Mike	0.263	396	104	16	2	10	43	38	24	71	7
Houlberg, Brett	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Kruk, John	0.300	357	107	13	6	8	44	53	44	53	3
Larkin, Gene	0.267	446	119	25	1	6	46	61	54	57	5
McGriff, Fred	0.269	551	148	27	3	36	92	98	119	132	7
Mitchell, Kevin	0.291	543	158	34	6	47	125	100	87	115	3
Molitor, Paul	0.315	615	194	35	4	11	56	84	64	67	28
O'Neill, Paul	0.276	428	118	24	2	15	74	49	46	64	20
Phillips, Tony	0.262	451	118	15	6	4	47	48	58	66	3
Scioscia, Mike	0.250	408	102	16	0	10	44	40	52	29	0
Thon, Dickie	0.271	435	118	18	4	15	60	45	33	81	6

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	221	0.226	0.310	0.389	0.699
Eisenreich, Jim	107	0.336	0.360	0.430	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	174	0.385	0.449	0.672	1.121
Greenwell, Mike	202	0.272	0.295	0.332	0.627
Guerrero, Pedro	218	0.317	0.402	0.505	0.907
Guillen, Ozzie	209	0.254	0.264	0.292	0.556
Heath, Mike	161	0.317	0.360	0.472	0.832
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.354	0.452	0.806
Kruk, John	101	0.267	0.315	0.327	0.642
Larkin, Gene	156	0.365	0.436	0.474	0.910
McGriff, Fred	189	0.254	0.360	0.376	0.736
Mitchell, Kevin	171	0.304	0.426	0.725	1.151
Molitor, Paul	157	0.325	0.413	0.484	0.897
O'Neill, Paul	152	0.178	0.246	0.303	0.549
Phillips, Tony	139	0.259	0.364	0.360	0.724
Scioscia, Mike	100	0.230	0.300	0.330	0.630
Thon, Dickie	176	0.273	0.328	0.443	0.771

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	395	0.311	0.386	0.547	0.933
Eisenreich, Jim	368	0.280	0.336	0.454	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	398	0.201	0.273	0.329	0.602
Greenwell, Mike	376	0.327	0.406	0.503	0.909
Guerrero, Pedro	352	0.307	0.384	0.460	0.844
Guillen, Ozzie	388	0.253	0.273	0.332	0.605
Heath, Mike	235	0.226	0.273	0.332	0.605
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.356	0.452	0.808
Kruk, John	256	0.313	0.395	0.480	0.875
Larkin, Gene	290	0.214	0.308	0.310	0.618
McGriff, Fred	362	0.276	0.419	0.602	1.021
Mitchell, Kevin	372	0.285	0.369	0.594	0.963
Molitor, Paul	458	0.312	0.366	0.424	0.790
O'Neill, Paul	276	0.330	0.399	0.525	0.924
Phillips, Tony	312	0.263	0.336	0.343	0.679
Scioscia, Mike	308	0.256	0.350	0.373	0.723
Thon, Dickie	259	0.270	0.315	0.429	0.744

Pitchers

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	3.48	1.16	3	3	13	30	0	31.0	24	12	12	17
Burns, Todd	2.37	1.10	10	1	7	66	0	110.0	85	29	36	49
Darwin, Danny	3.63	1.33	5	2	0	41	0	72.0	71	29	25	62
Dibble, Rob	2.58	1.13	5	3	1	54	0	69.2	56	20	23	85
Fernandez, Sid	4.12	1.26	12	7	0	27	27	155.0	137	71	58	112
Howell, Jay	3.25	1.33	2	0	0	27	0	36.0	39	13	9	25
Kipper, Bob	3.00	1.15	5	3	6	46	0	54.0	36	18	26	38
Lefferts, Craig	4.24	1.09	2	2	0	32	0	46.2	41	22	10	24
Myers, Randy	2.84	1.35	2	2	0	27	0	44.1	39	14	21	40
Perez, Pascual	4.81	1.32	10	5	0	24	24	136.2	156	73	25	76
Ryan, Nolan	3.60	1.22	14	5	0	25	25	162.2	123	65	75	198
Scott, Mike	5.67	1.72	1	2	0	16	7	54.0	72	34	21	42
Smiley, John	5.64	1.44	10	8	0	23	23	148.1	176	93	38	91
Smoltz, John	5.18	1.54	7	9	0	28	23	137.1	152	79	60	105
Stieb, Dave	3.98	1.62	0	0	1	9	2	20.1	18	9	15	11

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	53	0.151	0.262	0.283	0.545	1.07
Burns, Todd	178	0.180	0.241	0.225	0.466	0.99
Darwin, Danny	142	0.282	0.338	0.401	0.739	1.59
Dibble, Rob	132	0.242	0.322	0.333	0.655	1.44
Dibble, Rob	6	0.333	0.556	0.500	1.056	3.75
Fernandez, Sid	89	0.180	0.253	0.213	0.466	0.95
Howell, Jay	53	0.170	0.290	0.170	0.460	1.23
Kipper, Bob	44	0.159	0.224	0.205	0.429	0.89
Lefferts, Craig	43	0.140	0.140	0.209	0.349	0.49
Myers, Randy	53	0.226	0.300	0.283	0.583	1.32
Myers, Randy	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000	—
Perez, Pascual	283	0.265	0.305	0.445	0.750	1.31
Ryan, Nolan	302	0.182	0.282	0.298	0.580	1.17
Scott, Mike	108	0.380	0.417	0.519	0.936	2.15
Smiley, John	79	0.278	0.318	0.354	0.672	1.32
Smoltz, John	287	0.265	0.343	0.415	0.758	1.56
Stieb, Dave	45	0.244	0.386	0.356	0.742	1.94

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	61	0.262	0.308	0.377	0.685	1.33
Burns, Todd	225	0.236	0.300	0.316	0.616	1.27
Darwin, Danny	138	0.225	0.289	0.399	0.688	1.18
Dibble, Rob	122	0.197	0.261	0.246	0.507	0.95
Dibble, Rob	19	0.211	0.211	0.368	0.579	0.80
Fernandez, Sid	507	0.239	0.310	0.404	0.714	1.34
Howell, Jay	91	0.330	0.323	0.516	0.839	1.48
Kipper, Bob	151	0.192	0.291	0.457	0.748	1.25
Lefferts, Craig	135	0.259	0.315	0.496	0.811	1.35
Myers, Randy	113	0.239	0.328	0.442	0.770	1.47
Myers, Randy	4	0.250	0.250	1.000	1.250	1.00
Perez, Pascual	269	0.301	0.343	0.454	0.797	1.44
Ryan, Nolan	298	0.228	0.318	0.399	0.717	1.33
Scott, Mike	120	0.258	0.341	0.425	0.766	1.52
Smiley, John	520	0.296	0.338	0.515	0.853	1.55
Smoltz, John	266	0.286	0.347	0.504	0.851	1.61
Stieb, Dave	31	0.226	0.314	0.290	0.604	1.38

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	2.87	1.12	3	7	23	68	0	84.2	56	27	39	58
Burns, Todd	2.24	0.98	6	5	8	50	2	96.1	66	24	28	49
Darwin, Danny	2.36	1.02	11	4	7	68	0	122.0	92	32	33	104
Dibble, Rob	2.09	1.02	10	5	2	74	0	99.0	62	23	39	141
Fernandez, Sid	2.83	1.06	14	5	0	35	32	219.1	157	69	75	198
Howell, Jay	1.58	1.03	5	3	28	56	0	79.2	60	14	22	55
Kipper, Bob	2.93	1.06	3	4	4	52	0	83.0	55	27	33	58
Lefferts, Craig	2.69	1.07	2	4	20	70	0	107.0	93	32	22	71
Myers, Randy	2.35	1.21	7	4	24	65	0	84.1	62	22	40	88
Perez, Pascual	3.31	1.12	9	13	0	33	28	198.1	178	73	45	152
Ryan, Nolan	3.20	1.09	16	10	0	32	32	239.1	162	85	98	301
Scott, Mike	3.10	1.06	20	10	0	33	32	229.0	180	79	62	172
Smiley, John	2.81	1.09	12	8	0	28	28	205.1	174	64	49	123
Smoltz, John	2.94	1.12	12	11	0	29	29	208.0	160	68	72	168
Stieb, Dave	3.35	1.16	17	8	0	33	33	206.2	164	77	76	101

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	164	0.201	0.314	0.372	0.686	1.37
Burns, Todd	134	0.172	0.250	0.231	0.481	1.00
Darwin, Danny	240	0.246	0.295	0.329	0.624	1.26
Dibble, Rob	172	0.186	0.286	0.256	0.542	1.22
Fernandez, Sid	117	0.197	0.258	0.299	0.557	1.02
Howell, Jay	159	0.208	0.282	0.270	0.552	1.19
Kipper, Bob	94	0.170	0.257	0.277	0.534	1.04
Lefferts, Craig	85	0.200	0.227	0.282	0.509	0.88
Myers, Randy	73	0.164	0.244	0.315	0.559	0.98
Perez, Pascual	414	0.237	0.290	0.362	0.652	1.22
Ryan, Nolan	446	0.177	0.261	0.262	0.523	1.06
Scott, Mike	482	0.247	0.298	0.392	0.690	1.28
Smiley, John	103	0.243	0.291	0.320	0.611	1.19
Smoltz, John	454	0.214	0.289	0.317	0.606	1.21
Stieb, Dave	387	0.248	0.319	0.346	0.665	1.38

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	133	0.173	0.238	0.278	0.516	0.95
Burns, Todd	203	0.212	0.265	0.286	0.551	1.07
Darwin, Danny	194	0.170	0.236	0.268	0.504	0.91
Dibble, Rob	180	0.167	0.236	0.244	0.480	0.88
Fernandez, Sid	677	0.198	0.273	0.340	0.613	1.10
Howell, Jay	125	0.216	0.244	0.312	0.556	0.98
Kipper, Bob	199	0.196	0.272	0.342	0.614	1.14
Lefferts, Craig	314	0.242	0.284	0.401	0.685	1.20
Myers, Randy	228	0.219	0.314	0.307	0.621	1.38
Perez, Pascual	337	0.237	0.273	0.356	0.629	1.11
Ryan, Nolan	421	0.197	0.289	0.304	0.593	1.15
Scott, Mike	366	0.167	0.227	0.281	0.508	0.86
Smiley, John	667	0.223	0.271	0.354	0.625	1.11
Smoltz, John	302	0.209	0.266	0.321	0.587	1.10
Stieb, Dave	361	0.188	0.283	0.283	0.566	1.09

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League Batting(Simulated 2026)

Tm	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB
FUG	0.276	142	693	654	105
RIC	0.282	182	812	775	118
KES	0.298	198	808	781	64
HUW	0.276	210	674	652	102
IKE	0.284	136	712	669	211
NCW	0.280	112	668	640	88
ORN	0.245	100	487	463	65
PCB	0.246	83	450	426	52

League Pitching(Simulated 2026)

Tm	ERA	K	BB	SV	INN
FUG	4.65	768	392	43	1172.6
RIC	3.45	831	327	34	1166.6
KES	4.24	850	410	27	1161.9
HUW	3.77	1028	432	32	1205.7
IKE	3.59	732	439	41	1194.4
NCW	4.01	974	374	33	1185.0
ORN	6.16	477	468	13	1143.2
PCB	7.21	618	553	15	1121.9