World League of Baseball 2026

Knockemstiff Slap Daddys

96-52

#3 IN LEAGUE

6.0 GB

PCT 0.649

Manager: Brett Houlberg

Veterinarian who, after years of performing emergency procedures on animals who cannot describe their symptoms, staying late when everyone else went home, and explaining difficult prognoses to families not ready to hear them, named his team the Knockemstiff Slap Daddys. A vet's relationship with late-night disappointment is different from other people's. He's been there before. It still stings.

Wins

Losses

0.649

Pct

Rank

896

660

+236

Diff

Streak

Batting Pitching vs League Injuries

Manager

Brett Houlberg

KES

96-52

0.649 · #3

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Schedule

Last 5 Results

Sep 25

@ Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

6-1

Sep 26

@ Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

Sep 27

Sep 28

Sep 29

Next 5 Games

Oct 1

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

upcoming

Oct 2

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

upcoming

Oct 3

vs Nicaragua Crepe Wrappers

upcoming

Oct 4

@ Huanca Wankers

upcoming

Oct 5

@ Huanca Wankers

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Injured List

No active injuries.

Teams

Batters

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0.271	70	19	2	0	2	7	10	5	13	1
Bonilla, Bobby	0.337	490	165	30	14	29	109	112	52	75	3
Eisenreich, Jim	0.329	371	122	28	7	5	49	66	19	31	9
Galarraga, Andres	0.364	121	44	14	0	6	19	25	8	34	2
Greenwell, Mike	0.235	324	76	11	0	6	38	35	21	23	6
Guerrero, Pedro	0.309	288	89	19	0	11	53	45	35	55	1
Guillen, Ozzie	0.258	275	71	6	6	4	41	27	5	31	11
Heath, Mike	0.350	103	36	5	1	3	18	12	4	10	0
Houlberg, Brett	0.233	103	24	9	1	3	16	16	6	16	2
Kruk, John	0.000	12	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	4	0
Larkin, Gene	0.310	116	36	8	1	2	18	20	11	7	1
McGriff, Fred	0.276	435	120	19	0	33	93	87	93	93	6
Mitchell, Kevin	0.291	564	164	31	3	57	145	112	53	137	1
Molitor, Paul	0.288	629	181	32	1	10	61	98	47	75	22
O'Neill, Paul	0.297	499	148	19	3	20	72	96	48	59	12
Phillips, Tony	0.289	83	24	6	1	0	4	9	10	12	1
Scioscia, Mike	0.285	442	126	23	2	7	61	50	34	29	2
Thon, Dickie	0.252	202	51	6	0	5	25	27	14	37	0

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	16	0.313	0.353	0.313	0.666
Bonilla, Bobby	61	0.279	0.324	0.557	0.881
Eisenreich, Jim	109	0.404	0.420	0.505	0.925
Galarraga, Andres	101	0.406	0.455	0.713	1.168
Greenwell, Mike	22	0.091	0.125	0.091	0.216
Guerrero, Pedro	108	0.352	0.427	0.602	1.029
Guillen, Ozzie	52	0.212	0.208	0.327	0.535
Heath, Mike	78	0.397	0.417	0.590	1.007
Houlberg, Brett	76	0.250	0.287	0.500	0.787
Kruk, John	2	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	93	0.366	0.433	0.527	0.960
McGriff, Fred	56	0.286	0.423	0.464	0.887
Mitchell, Kevin	125	0.272	0.347	0.600	0.947
Molitor, Paul	135	0.200	0.306	0.289	0.595
O'Neill, Paul	56	0.161	0.242	0.500	0.742
Phillips, Tony	46	0.326	0.367	0.435	0.802
Scioscia, Mike	67	0.284	0.310	0.478	0.788
Thon, Dickie	48	0.313	0.365	0.375	0.740

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	54	0.259	0.310	0.407	0.717
Bonilla, Bobby	429	0.345	0.400	0.643	1.043
Eisenreich, Jim	262	0.298	0.335	0.473	0.808
Galarraga, Andres	20	0.150	0.150	0.200	0.350
Greenwell, Mike	302	0.245	0.293	0.341	0.634
Guerrero, Pedro	180	0.283	0.355	0.422	0.777
Guillen, Ozzie	223	0.269	0.288	0.377	0.665
Heath, Mike	25	0.200	0.222	0.240	0.462
Houlberg, Brett	27	0.185	0.241	0.222	0.463
Kruk, John	10	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Larkin, Gene	23	0.087	0.120	0.130	0.250
McGriff, Fred	379	0.274	0.397	0.559	0.956
Mitchell, Kevin	439	0.296	0.352	0.677	1.029
Molitor, Paul	494	0.312	0.347	0.417	0.764
O'Neill, Paul	443	0.314	0.377	0.463	0.840
Phillips, Tony	37	0.243	0.356	0.324	0.680
Scioscia, Mike	375	0.285	0.343	0.379	0.722
Thon, Dickie	154	0.234	0.277	0.351	0.628

Player	AVG	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R	BB	K	SB
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	.000	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bonilla, Bobby	0.281	616	173	37	10	24	86	96	76	93	8
Eisenreich, Jim	0.293	475	139	33	7	9	59	64	37	44	27
Galarraga, Andres	0.257	572	147	30	1	23	85	76	48	158	12
Greenwell, Mike	0.308	578	178	36	0	14	95	87	56	44	13
Guerrero, Pedro	0.311	570	177	42	1	17	117	60	79	84	2
Guillen, Ozzie	0.253	597	151	20	8	1	54	63	15	48	36
Heath, Mike	0.263	396	104	16	2	10	43	38	24	71	7
Houlberg, Brett	0.276	500	138	24	2	20	67	78	58	50	11
Kruk, John	0.300	357	107	13	6	8	44	53	44	53	3
Larkin, Gene	0.267	446	119	25	1	6	46	61	54	57	5
McGriff, Fred	0.269	551	148	27	3	36	92	98	119	132	7
Mitchell, Kevin	0.291	543	158	34	6	47	125	100	87	115	3
Molitor, Paul	0.315	615	194	35	4	11	56	84	64	67	28
O'Neill, Paul	0.276	428	118	24	2	15	74	49	46	64	20
Phillips, Tony	0.262	451	118	15	6	4	47	48	58	66	3
Scioscia, Mike	0.250	408	102	16	0	10	44	40	52	29	0
Thon, Dickie	0.271	435	118	18	4	15	60	45	33	81	6

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	221	0.226	0.310	0.389	0.699
Eisenreich, Jim	107	0.336	0.360	0.430	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	174	0.385	0.449	0.672	1.121
Greenwell, Mike	202	0.272	0.295	0.332	0.627
Guerrero, Pedro	218	0.317	0.402	0.505	0.907
Guillen, Ozzie	209	0.254	0.264	0.292	0.556
Heath, Mike	161	0.317	0.360	0.472	0.832
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.354	0.452	0.806
Kruk, John	101	0.267	0.315	0.327	0.642
Larkin, Gene	156	0.365	0.436	0.474	0.910
McGriff, Fred	189	0.254	0.360	0.376	0.736
Mitchell, Kevin	171	0.304	0.426	0.725	1.151
Molitor, Paul	157	0.325	0.413	0.484	0.897
O'Neill, Paul	152	0.178	0.246	0.303	0.549
Phillips, Tony	139	0.259	0.364	0.360	0.724
Scioscia, Mike	100	0.230	0.300	0.330	0.630
Thon, Dickie	176	0.273	0.328	0.443	0.771

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
A Farm Houlberg, Brett	0	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000
Bonilla, Bobby	395	0.311	0.386	0.547	0.933
Eisenreich, Jim	368	0.280	0.336	0.454	0.790
Galarraga, Andres	398	0.201	0.273	0.329	0.602
Greenwell, Mike	376	0.327	0.406	0.503	0.909
Guerrero, Pedro	352	0.307	0.384	0.460	0.844
Guillen, Ozzie	388	0.253	0.273	0.332	0.605
Heath, Mike	235	0.226	0.273	0.332	0.605
Houlberg, Brett	250	0.276	0.356	0.452	0.808
Kruk, John	256	0.313	0.395	0.480	0.875
Larkin, Gene	290	0.214	0.308	0.310	0.618
McGriff, Fred	362	0.276	0.419	0.602	1.021
Mitchell, Kevin	372	0.285	0.369	0.594	0.963
Molitor, Paul	458	0.312	0.366	0.424	0.790
O'Neill, Paul	276	0.330	0.399	0.525	0.924
Phillips, Tony	312	0.263	0.336	0.343	0.679
Scioscia, Mike	308	0.256	0.350	0.373	0.723
Thon, Dickie	259	0.270	0.315	0.429	0.744

Pitchers

Simulated 2026

Real Life 1989

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	4.45	1.24	3	3	13	31	0	32.1	25	16	15	20
Burns, Todd	2.31	1.05	10	2	8	74	0	124.2	93	32	38	61
Darwin, Danny	3.48	1.31	5	2	0	43	0	75.0	73	29	25	65
Dibble, Rob	2.58	1.13	5	3	1	54	0	69.2	56	20	23	85
Fernandez, Sid	4.01	1.23	15	8	0	31	31	177.1	149	79	69	126
Howell, Jay	3.25	1.33	2	0	0	27	0	36.0	39	13	9	25
Kipper, Bob	2.91	1.15	5	3	6	48	0	55.2	37	18	27	39
Lefferts, Craig	4.24	1.09	2	2	0	32	0	46.2	41	22	10	24
Myers, Randy	2.84	1.35	2	2	0	27	0	44.1	39	14	21	40
Perez, Pascual	4.51	1.29	13	5	0	28	28	161.2	182	81	27	101
Ryan, Nolan	3.42	1.19	17	6	0	29	29	192.1	141	73	88	233
Scott, Mike	5.16	1.62	2	2	0	17	8	61.0	76	35	23	46
Smiley, John	5.27	1.41	12	8	0	25	25	162.1	187	95	42	95
Smoltz, John	4.88	1.49	9	9	0	30	25	151.1	164	82	62	117
Stieb, Dave	3.98	1.62	0	0	1	9	2	20.1	18	9	15	11

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	56	0.143	0.262	0.268	0.530	1.06
Burns, Todd	201	0.179	0.238	0.239	0.477	0.96
Darwin, Danny	146	0.274	0.329	0.390	0.719	1.53
Dibble, Rob	132	0.242	0.322	0.333	0.655	1.44
Dibble, Rob	26	0.192	0.364	0.346	0.710	1.71
Fernandez, Sid	101	0.158	0.246	0.188	0.434	0.92
Howell, Jay	53	0.170	0.290	0.170	0.460	1.23
Kipper, Bob	45	0.156	0.235	0.200	0.435	0.95
Lefferts, Craig	43	0.140	0.140	0.209	0.349	0.49
Myers, Randy	53	0.226	0.300	0.283	0.583	1.32
Myers, Randy	4	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.000	0.00
Perez, Pascual	338	0.269	0.303	0.447	0.750	1.30
Ryan, Nolan	357	0.171	0.267	0.280	0.547	1.08
Scott, Mike	120	0.358	0.398	0.483	0.881	1.99
Smiley, John	88	0.261	0.305	0.341	0.646	1.25
Smoltz, John	310	0.268	0.344	0.410	0.754	1.57
Stieb, Dave	45	0.244	0.386	0.356	0.742	1.94

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	63	0.270	0.333	0.429	0.762	1.50
Burns, Todd	255	0.224	0.287	0.298	0.585	1.18
Darwin, Danny	145	0.228	0.289	0.400	0.689	1.18
Dibble, Rob	122	0.197	0.261	0.246	0.507	0.95
Dibble, Rob	39	0.154	0.195	0.256	0.451	0.64
Fernandez, Sid	574	0.232	0.304	0.401	0.705	1.31
Howell, Jay	91	0.330	0.323	0.516	0.839	1.48
Kipper, Bob	156	0.192	0.289	0.449	0.738	1.24
Lefferts, Craig	135	0.259	0.315	0.496	0.811	1.35
Myers, Randy	113	0.239	0.328	0.442	0.770	1.47
Myers, Randy	23	0.261	0.346	0.696	1.042	1.59
Perez, Pascual	313	0.291	0.331	0.425	0.756	1.38
Ryan, Nolan	349	0.229	0.324	0.393	0.717	1.36
Scott, Mike	134	0.246	0.331	0.396	0.727	1.43
Smiley, John	566	0.290	0.332	0.491	0.823	1.51
Smoltz, John	295	0.275	0.331	0.488	0.819	1.50
Stieb, Dave	31	0.226	0.314	0.290	0.604	1.38

Player	ERA	WHIP	W	L	SV	G	GS	INN	H	ER	BB	K
Bedrosian, Steve	2.87	1.12	3	7	23	68	0	84.2	56	27	39	58
Burns, Todd	2.24	0.98	6	5	8	50	2	96.1	66	24	28	49
Darwin, Danny	2.36	1.02	11	4	7	68	0	122.0	92	32	33	104
Dibble, Rob	2.09	1.02	10	5	2	74	0	99.0	62	23	39	141
Fernandez, Sid	2.83	1.06	14	5	0	35	32	219.1	157	69	75	198
Howell, Jay	1.58	1.03	5	3	28	56	0	79.2	60	14	22	55
Kipper, Bob	2.93	1.06	3	4	4	52	0	83.0	55	27	33	58
Lefferts, Craig	2.69	1.07	2	4	20	70	0	107.0	93	32	22	71
Myers, Randy	2.35	1.21	7	4	24	65	0	84.1	62	22	40	88
Perez, Pascual	3.31	1.12	9	13	0	33	28	198.1	178	73	45	152
Ryan, Nolan	3.20	1.09	16	10	0	32	32	239.1	162	85	98	301
Scott, Mike	3.10	1.06	20	10	0	33	32	229.0	180	79	62	172
Smiley, John	2.81	1.09	12	8	0	28	28	205.1	174	64	49	123
Smoltz, John	2.94	1.12	12	11	0	29	29	208.0	160	68	72	168
Stieb, Dave	3.35	1.16	17	8	0	33	33	206.2	164	77	76	101

Batting line allowed vs LHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	164	0.201	0.314	0.372	0.686	1.37
Burns, Todd	134	0.172	0.250	0.231	0.481	1.00
Darwin, Danny	240	0.246	0.295	0.329	0.624	1.26
Dibble, Rob	172	0.186	0.286	0.256	0.542	1.22
Fernandez, Sid	117	0.197	0.258	0.299	0.557	1.02
Howell, Jay	159	0.208	0.282	0.270	0.552	1.19
Kipper, Bob	94	0.170	0.257	0.277	0.534	1.04
Lefferts, Craig	85	0.200	0.227	0.282	0.509	0.88
Myers, Randy	73	0.164	0.244	0.315	0.559	0.98
Perez, Pascual	414	0.237	0.290	0.362	0.652	1.22
Ryan, Nolan	446	0.177	0.261	0.262	0.523	1.06
Scott, Mike	482	0.247	0.298	0.392	0.690	1.28
Smiley, John	103	0.243	0.291	0.320	0.611	1.19
Smoltz, John	454	0.214	0.289	0.317	0.606	1.21
Stieb, Dave	387	0.248	0.319	0.346	0.665	1.38

Batting line allowed vs RHB

Player	AB	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	WHIP
Bedrosian, Steve	133	0.173	0.238	0.278	0.516	0.95
Burns, Todd	203	0.212	0.265	0.286	0.551	1.07
Darwin, Danny	194	0.170	0.236	0.268	0.504	0.91
Dibble, Rob	180	0.167	0.236	0.244	0.480	0.88
Fernandez, Sid	677	0.198	0.273	0.340	0.613	1.10
Howell, Jay	125	0.216	0.244	0.312	0.556	0.98
Kipper, Bob	199	0.196	0.272	0.342	0.614	1.14
Lefferts, Craig	314	0.242	0.284	0.401	0.685	1.20
Myers, Randy	228	0.219	0.314	0.307	0.621	1.38
Perez, Pascual	337	0.237	0.273	0.356	0.629	1.11
Ryan, Nolan	421	0.197	0.289	0.304	0.593	1.15
Scott, Mike	366	0.167	0.227	0.281	0.508	0.86
Smiley, John	667	0.223	0.271	0.354	0.625	1.11
Smoltz, John	302	0.209	0.266	0.321	0.587	1.10
Stieb, Dave	361	0.188	0.283	0.283	0.566	1.09

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League Batting(Simulated 2026)

Tm	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB
FUG	0.276	159	788	743	122
RIC	0.282	209	918	876	132
KES	0.295	213	888	850	77
HUW	0.274	233	744	724	117
IKE	0.290	148	828	778	246
NCW	0.275	128	720	689	98
ORN	0.245	110	554	528	70
PCB	0.247	90	519	489	61

League Pitching(Simulated 2026)

Tm	ERA	K	BB	SV	INN
FUG	4.56	859	433	49	1327.7
RIC	3.50	921	378	37	1328.0
KES	4.06	963	450	28	1293.4
HUW	3.77	1138	486	34	1342.1
IKE	3.66	842	496	46	1354.1
NCW	3.97	1102	430	38	1331.4
ORN	6.19	544	527	15	1291.2
PCB	7.21	706	639	16	1282.2