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LEAGUE LEADER: RICK ASTLEYS · 75-30 · W5 /// IL: HOWELL (RIC) · RETURNS Aug 9 /// IL: WHITAKER (RIC) · RETURNS Aug 10 /// IL: HARPER (HUW) · RETURNS Aug 10 /// IL: BONDS (NCW) · RETURNS Aug 10 /// IL: BANKHEAD (FUG) · RETURNS Aug 16 /// STANDINGS: 1. RIC 75-30 2. KES 69-39 3. IKE 68-38 4. HUW 59-47 5. NCW 59-47 6. FUG 59-48 7. ORN 21-85 8. PCB 14-90 ///     LEAGUE LEADER: RICK ASTLEYS · 75-30 · W5 /// IL: HOWELL (RIC) · RETURNS Aug 9 /// IL: WHITAKER (RIC) · RETURNS Aug 10 /// IL: HARPER (HUW) · RETURNS Aug 10 /// IL: BONDS (NCW) · RETURNS Aug 10 /// IL: BANKHEAD (FUG) · RETURNS Aug 16 /// STANDINGS: 1. RIC 75-30 2. KES 69-39 3. IKE 68-38 4. HUW 59-47 5. NCW 59-47 6. FUG 59-48 7. ORN 21-85 8. PCB 14-90 ///
Fugging Honey Badgers
59-48
#6 IN LEAGUE
L1
17.0 GB
PCT 0.551
Manager: Garth Graham
Radiologist who named his team after an Austrian village with the unmistakable energy of a 55-year-old professional who spent thirty years being The Respectable One and has finally snapped. This is his one act of rebellion. He probably chuckles every time he types it in the league chat. Reading things others can't interpret is his entire professional skill set, and he applied it to a fake baseball roster and it worked.
59
Wins
48
Losses
0.551
Pct
#6
Rank
585
RS
555
RA
+30
Diff
L1
Streak
Manager
Garth Graham
FUG
59-48
0.551  ·  #6
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Injured List
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Returns Aug 16
Batters
Simulated 2026 Real Life 1989
Player AVG AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB K SB
A Farm Graham, Garth 0.000 00 0 0 00 00 00
Brett, George 0.258 20954 6 1 326 2713 175
Burks, Ellis 0.162 13622 4 2 318 1411 272
Clark, Jack 0.258 21355 12 3 1243 3050 701
Davis, Alvin 0.322 394127 24 2 1471 6267 451
Evans, Dwight 0.239 37690 15 5 1251 6368 751
Fisk, Carlton 0.369 12245 10 1 837 258 171
Franco, Julio 0.302 368111 18 5 850 4921 559
Graham, Garth 0.200 408 1 0 14 44 60
Jacoby, Brook 0.340 5318 3 1 410 91 80
Kelly, Roberto 0.316 28289 11 3 1034 5113 5916
Lansford, Carney 0.294 343101 11 0 737 6334 268
McGwire, Mark 0.333 31 0 0 00 00 10
Oquendo, Jose 0.304 18155 9 1 220 2822 265
Reed, Jody 0.221 29465 9 1 531 4327 463
Smith, Lonnie 0.309 388120 17 1 2275 6952 927
Whitt, Ernie 0.264 29578 11 2 737 4030 557
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS
A Farm Graham, Garth 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Brett, George 10 0.100 0.100 0.100 0.200
Burks, Ellis 16 0.250 0.409 0.438 0.847
Clark, Jack 90 0.311 0.488 0.556 1.044
Davis, Alvin 106 0.396 0.475 0.651 1.126
Evans, Dwight 90 0.311 0.406 0.433 0.839
Fisk, Carlton 80 0.425 0.453 0.775 1.228
Franco, Julio 52 0.269 0.296 0.346 0.642
Graham, Garth 31 0.161 0.229 0.194 0.423
Jacoby, Brook 43 0.326 0.341 0.651 0.992
Kelly, Roberto 85 0.318 0.366 0.506 0.872
Lansford, Carney 84 0.310 0.410 0.464 0.874
McGwire, Mark 2 0.500 0.500 0.500 1.000
Oquendo, Jose 36 0.333 0.359 0.583 0.942
Reed, Jody 95 0.221 0.260 0.253 0.513
Smith, Lonnie 89 0.360 0.458 0.607 1.065
Whitt, Ernie 27 0.222 0.276 0.444 0.720
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS
A Farm Graham, Garth 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Brett, George 199 0.266 0.308 0.352 0.660
Burks, Ellis 120 0.150 0.208 0.267 0.475
Clark, Jack 123 0.220 0.329 0.480 0.809
Davis, Alvin 288 0.295 0.405 0.444 0.849
Evans, Dwight 286 0.217 0.343 0.392 0.735
Fisk, Carlton 42 0.262 0.311 0.452 0.763
Franco, Julio 316 0.307 0.351 0.459 0.810
Graham, Garth 9 0.333 0.400 0.667 1.067
Jacoby, Brook 10 0.400 0.400 0.700 1.100
Kelly, Roberto 197 0.315 0.333 0.472 0.805
Lansford, Carney 259 0.290 0.362 0.363 0.725
McGwire, Mark 1 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Oquendo, Jose 145 0.297 0.375 0.352 0.727
Reed, Jody 199 0.221 0.300 0.337 0.637
Smith, Lonnie 299 0.294 0.379 0.505 0.884
Whitt, Ernie 268 0.269 0.336 0.381 0.717
Pitchers
Simulated 2026 Real Life 1989
Player ERA WHIP W L SV G GS INN H ER BB K
Andersen, Larry 1.98 1.08 70 339 059.0 5113 1362
Bankhead, Scott 10.80 2.16 01 02 28.1 1510 36
Bielecki, Mike 6.87 1.62 41 09 955.0 7042 1922
Drabek, Doug 6.85 1.78 413 020 20110.1 15284 4455
Hurst, Bruce 5.81 1.64 78 022 22131.2 18285 3490
Lancaster, Les 3.17 1.10 60 138 171.0 5925 1945
Landrum, Bill 3.72 1.24 41 737 046.0 4819 932
Magrane, Joe 7.45 2.07 10 04 419.1 2916 1111
McCaskill, Kirk 6.16 1.70 66 021 21115.1 15879 3855
McClure, Bob 1.24 1.21 62 132 043.2 346 1932
Minton, Greg 3.91 1.32 23 633 050.2 4522 2221
Montgomery, Jeff 2.77 1.25 23 2142 065.0 6420 1773
Moore, Mike 4.28 1.43 89 024 24141.0 14067 6199
Stewart, Dave 5.00 1.94 10 010 118.0 2710 815
Batting line allowed vs LHB
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS WHIP
Andersen, Larry 109 0.312 0.353 0.404 0.757 1.64
Bankhead, Scott 19 0.316 0.381 0.579 0.960 1.85
Bielecki, Mike 129 0.333 0.404 0.512 0.916 2.06
Drabek, Doug 262 0.302 0.381 0.473 0.854 1.85
Hurst, Bruce 65 0.354 0.373 0.477 0.850 1.79
Lancaster, Les 113 0.168 0.258 0.265 0.523 1.05
Landrum, Bill 98 0.255 0.284 0.408 0.692 1.19
Magrane, Joe 9 0.111 0.273 0.111 0.384 1.13
McCaskill, Kirk 248 0.306 0.355 0.504 0.859 1.69
McClure, Bob 32 0.125 0.300 0.156 0.456 1.29
Minton, Greg 85 0.247 0.301 0.459 0.760 1.31
Montgomery, Jeff 134 0.276 0.331 0.358 0.689 1.42
Moore, Mike 281 0.253 0.328 0.352 0.680 1.49
Stewart, Dave 42 0.333 0.378 0.500 0.878 1.82
Batting line allowed vs RHB
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS WHIP
Andersen, Larry 114 0.149 0.187 0.193 0.380 0.71
Bankhead, Scott 21 0.429 0.455 0.905 1.360 2.50
Bielecki, Mike 99 0.273 0.291 0.424 0.715 1.25
Drabek, Doug 210 0.348 0.374 0.619 0.993 1.82
Hurst, Bruce 499 0.319 0.359 0.533 0.892 1.69
Lancaster, Les 146 0.274 0.301 0.418 0.719 1.27
Landrum, Bill 82 0.280 0.318 0.427 0.745 1.42
Magrane, Joe 75 0.373 0.435 0.587 1.022 2.36
McCaskill, Kirk 240 0.342 0.386 0.538 0.924 1.88
McClure, Bob 126 0.238 0.297 0.294 0.591 1.28
Minton, Greg 107 0.224 0.317 0.271 0.588 1.41
Montgomery, Jeff 127 0.213 0.263 0.346 0.609 1.05
Moore, Mike 263 0.262 0.328 0.376 0.704 1.50
Stewart, Dave 37 0.351 0.419 0.486 0.905 2.25
Mascot
Uniform
FUG uniform
League Batting(Simulated 2026)
Tm AVG HR R RBI SB
FUG 0.282 119 584 554 67
RIC 0.287 150 679 645 99
KES 0.300 169 678 653 49
HUW 0.272 165 533 516 79
IKE 0.278 103 544 517 165
NCW 0.281 89 549 524 66
ORN 0.242 84 398 376 49
PCB 0.249 65 356 339 44
League Pitching(Simulated 2026)
Tm ERA K BB SV INN
FUG 4.83 620 322 39 945.1
RIC 3.38 678 273 27 942.5
KES 4.18 706 343 26 962.1
HUW 3.76 822 359 25 962.4
IKE 3.53 595 357 33 970.2
NCW 4.11 764 285 28 943.9
ORN 6.24 380 367 9 928.6
PCB 7.30 499 442 12 900.6