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LEAGUE LEADER: RICK ASTLEYS · 91-39 · W1 /// IL: BLAUSER (ORN) · RETURNS Sep 8 /// IL: LANSFORD (FUG) · RETURNS Sep 11 /// IL: ANDERSON (ORN) · RETURNS Sep 13 /// IL: MCDOWELL (PCB) · RETURNS Sep 14 /// IL: TETTLETON (RIC) · RETURNS Sep 19 /// STANDINGS: 1. RIC 91-39 2. IKE 87-44 3. KES 82-49 4. HUW 76-56 5. NCW 73-58 6. FUG 70-62 7. ORN 27-104 8. PCB 18-112 ///     LEAGUE LEADER: RICK ASTLEYS · 91-39 · W1 /// IL: BLAUSER (ORN) · RETURNS Sep 8 /// IL: LANSFORD (FUG) · RETURNS Sep 11 /// IL: ANDERSON (ORN) · RETURNS Sep 13 /// IL: MCDOWELL (PCB) · RETURNS Sep 14 /// IL: TETTLETON (RIC) · RETURNS Sep 19 /// STANDINGS: 1. RIC 91-39 2. IKE 87-44 3. KES 82-49 4. HUW 76-56 5. NCW 73-58 6. FUG 70-62 7. ORN 27-104 8. PCB 18-112 ///
Fugging Honey Badgers
70-62
#6 IN LEAGUE
W2
22.0 GB
PCT 0.530
Manager: Garth Graham
Radiologist who named his team after an Austrian village with the unmistakable energy of a 55-year-old professional who spent thirty years being The Respectable One and has finally snapped. This is his one act of rebellion. He probably chuckles every time he types it in the league chat. Reading things others can't interpret is his entire professional skill set, and he applied it to a fake baseball roster and it worked.
70
Wins
62
Losses
0.530
Pct
#6
Rank
694
RS
669
RA
+25
Diff
W2
Streak
Manager
Garth Graham
FUG
70-62
0.530  ·  #6
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Schedule
Last 5 Results
Sep 4
W
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W
Next 5 Games
Sep 8
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Injured List
Carney Lansford
Returns Sep 11
Batters
Simulated 2026 Real Life 1989
Player AVG AB H 2B 3B HR RBI R BB K SB
A Farm Graham, Garth 0.000 00 0 0 00 00 00
Brett, George 0.254 22858 6 1 328 2816 225
Burks, Ellis 0.211 19441 6 4 524 2215 396
Clark, Jack 0.233 30972 13 3 1857 4769 1093
Davis, Alvin 0.309 479148 28 2 1579 7383 593
Evans, Dwight 0.234 475111 20 5 1360 6881 992
Fisk, Carlton 0.359 15656 12 1 1043 3011 231
Franco, Julio 0.289 474137 23 5 1157 6124 6514
Graham, Garth 0.190 428 1 0 14 44 70
Jacoby, Brook 0.348 6623 3 1 614 123 100
Kelly, Roberto 0.296 362107 15 4 1141 6025 8223
Lansford, Carney 0.293 399117 12 1 844 7237 3112
McGwire, Mark 0.333 62 0 0 00 01 10
Oquendo, Jose 0.293 27681 12 1 230 3737 3810
Reed, Jody 0.218 32571 10 1 634 4630 504
Smith, Lonnie 0.315 435137 23 1 2586 7658 10211
Whitt, Ernie 0.251 35188 13 3 743 5041 6510
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS
A Farm Graham, Garth 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Brett, George 15 0.133 0.133 0.133 0.266
Burks, Ellis 29 0.276 0.389 0.483 0.872
Clark, Jack 108 0.315 0.476 0.556 1.032
Davis, Alvin 120 0.383 0.468 0.617 1.085
Evans, Dwight 108 0.278 0.368 0.380 0.748
Fisk, Carlton 96 0.417 0.447 0.750 1.197
Franco, Julio 77 0.273 0.291 0.364 0.655
Graham, Garth 32 0.156 0.222 0.188 0.410
Jacoby, Brook 54 0.333 0.368 0.648 1.016
Kelly, Roberto 99 0.343 0.405 0.556 0.961
Lansford, Carney 93 0.280 0.376 0.419 0.795
McGwire, Mark 4 0.500 0.600 0.500 1.100
Oquendo, Jose 49 0.306 0.340 0.510 0.850
Reed, Jody 104 0.202 0.252 0.231 0.483
Smith, Lonnie 98 0.367 0.462 0.612 1.074
Whitt, Ernie 32 0.219 0.297 0.406 0.703
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS
A Farm Graham, Garth 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Brett, George 213 0.263 0.312 0.343 0.655
Burks, Ellis 165 0.200 0.253 0.339 0.592
Clark, Jack 201 0.189 0.313 0.423 0.736
Davis, Alvin 359 0.284 0.393 0.421 0.814
Evans, Dwight 367 0.221 0.339 0.379 0.718
Fisk, Carlton 60 0.267 0.333 0.467 0.800
Franco, Julio 397 0.292 0.333 0.441 0.774
Graham, Garth 10 0.300 0.364 0.600 0.964
Jacoby, Brook 12 0.417 0.417 0.917 1.334
Kelly, Roberto 263 0.278 0.311 0.411 0.722
Lansford, Carney 306 0.297 0.368 0.379 0.747
McGwire, Mark 2 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Oquendo, Jose 227 0.291 0.379 0.335 0.714
Reed, Jody 221 0.226 0.304 0.348 0.652
Smith, Lonnie 337 0.300 0.385 0.525 0.910
Whitt, Ernie 319 0.254 0.330 0.361 0.691
Pitchers
Simulated 2026 Real Life 1989
Player ERA WHIP W L SV G GS INN H ER BB K
Andersen, Larry 2.05 1.04 80 348 074.2 6317 1571
Bankhead, Scott 8.05 1.63 12 04 419.0 2417 710
Bielecki, Mike 5.90 1.56 64 014 1487.0 10357 3348
Drabek, Doug 6.02 1.66 615 025 25145.0 19197 5070
Hurst, Bruce 6.33 1.73 711 026 26150.2 222106 38103
Lancaster, Les 2.93 1.12 70 139 276.2 6425 2248
Landrum, Bill 3.08 1.26 52 742 061.1 5921 1841
Magrane, Joe 7.45 2.07 10 04 419.1 2916 1111
McCaskill, Kirk 5.71 1.65 78 025 25143.1 19291 4470
McClure, Bob 2.26 1.34 62 140 051.2 4713 2237
Minton, Greg 4.23 1.44 24 642 061.2 6229 2725
Montgomery, Jeff 2.31 1.17 23 2552 085.2 7722 2399
Moore, Mike 4.05 1.40 1010 028 28169.0 16776 69118
Stewart, Dave 5.00 1.94 10 010 118.0 2710 815
Batting line allowed vs LHB
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS WHIP
Andersen, Larry 137 0.299 0.338 0.394 0.732 1.53
Bankhead, Scott 46 0.239 0.321 0.500 0.821 1.46
Bielecki, Mike 181 0.320 0.403 0.492 0.895 2.07
Drabek, Doug 344 0.308 0.376 0.456 0.832 1.82
Hurst, Bruce 88 0.352 0.374 0.511 0.885 1.79
Lancaster, Les 128 0.172 0.262 0.258 0.520 1.08
Landrum, Bill 124 0.242 0.280 0.371 0.651 1.18
Magrane, Joe 9 0.111 0.273 0.111 0.384 1.13
McCaskill, Kirk 314 0.303 0.347 0.484 0.831 1.63
McClure, Bob 43 0.093 0.259 0.116 0.375 1.00
Minton, Greg 111 0.252 0.295 0.432 0.727 1.30
Montgomery, Jeff 174 0.259 0.314 0.328 0.642 1.33
Moore, Mike 340 0.256 0.326 0.347 0.673 1.47
Stewart, Dave 42 0.333 0.378 0.500 0.878 1.82
Batting line allowed vs RHB
Player AB AVG OBP SLG OPS WHIP
Andersen, Larry 144 0.153 0.187 0.194 0.381 0.71
Bankhead, Scott 33 0.394 0.412 0.818 1.230 2.10
Bielecki, Mike 169 0.266 0.288 0.420 0.708 1.23
Drabek, Doug 262 0.324 0.351 0.557 0.908 1.64
Hurst, Bruce 568 0.336 0.374 0.544 0.918 1.80
Lancaster, Les 152 0.276 0.306 0.414 0.720 1.31
Landrum, Bill 111 0.261 0.325 0.369 0.694 1.46
Magrane, Joe 75 0.373 0.435 0.587 1.022 2.36
McCaskill, Kirk 287 0.338 0.384 0.526 0.910 1.85
McClure, Bob 150 0.287 0.339 0.347 0.686 1.57
Minton, Greg 130 0.262 0.353 0.300 0.653 1.66
Montgomery, Jeff 162 0.198 0.260 0.315 0.575 0.99
Moore, Mike 311 0.257 0.322 0.383 0.705 1.45
Stewart, Dave 37 0.351 0.419 0.486 0.905 2.25
Mascot
Uniform
FUG uniform
League Batting(Simulated 2026)
Tm AVG HR R RBI SB
FUG 0.276 142 693 654 105
RIC 0.282 182 812 775 118
KES 0.298 198 808 781 64
HUW 0.276 210 674 652 102
IKE 0.284 136 712 669 211
NCW 0.280 112 668 640 88
ORN 0.245 100 487 463 65
PCB 0.246 83 450 426 52
League Pitching(Simulated 2026)
Tm ERA K BB SV INN
FUG 4.65 768 392 43 1172.6
RIC 3.45 831 327 34 1166.6
KES 4.24 850 410 27 1161.9
HUW 3.77 1028 432 32 1205.7
IKE 3.59 732 439 41 1194.4
NCW 4.01 974 374 33 1185.0
ORN 6.16 477 468 13 1143.2
PCB 7.21 618 553 15 1121.9