Foul Territory

Eight teams. Six managers. One league. Every roster broken down before a single pitch is thrown, plus bold predictions and the first call from Mel Kowalski.

The Honey Badgers score 21 runs in a single game. Nicaragua is 1-and-3. Iron Knob looks quietly terrifying. Nothing went according to plan.

IKE drops their first game to the Oak Ridge Nukes. Saberhagen is 0-and-2. Kevin Marsh, age 14, calls in with WHIP calculations.

FUG loses two to Huanca. Nicaragua rips off five straight. Blyleven throws a shutout at 38. The Nukes are circling the schedule.

George Brett. Grand slam. Bottom of the ninth. Three runs down. That's the kind of loss that follows you home.

The Wankers go on a 13-1 run. Harris falls from first to fourth. And Mel finally gets his Alvin Davis moment, right as the data moves on without him.